The unicorns are definitely no longer frolicking through the rings of glittery dandruff in RPattz’s hair, but mostly because they are too busy using their energy to figure out what in DR. KIMBERLY SHAW hell is going on with his hair? That is the kind of haircut you get when you set your clippers to a HERP DERP blade.
RPattz sat next to Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner at a Twilight Comic-Con panel in
Los AngelesSan Diego today looking like he ran into the wrong group of rabid Twihards who attacked the side of his head by ripping out chunks of hair with their bare teeth so they that their butt could give birth to his hair babies (yes, this was their plan even though a few of them screamed about how they were never going to shit again).
No, RPattz told reporters that he has a Hitler Youth gone wrong haircut for a new movie he’s doing. Okay, I get it, but isn’t this why movies have budgets?! Couldn’t they have put a half-shaved wig on his head so when he’s done with work he doesn’t look like he has bi-seasonal hair (winter on one side, summer on the other). Better yet, they should’ve asked Ryan Gosling’s dog George to be RPattz’s hair double since that bitch basically has the same cut.