DAMN! What Are They Feeding Maddox?

July 21, 2011 / Posted by:

May all my black shirts fade into the color of dirty dishwater white for that one.

The linoleum tiles of LAX were blessed yesterday when the traveling church of child deities came through and made innocent bystanders fall back and start talking in tongues, which strangely sounded just like St. Angie’s accent (for lack of a better word) in Alexander. St. Morticia Jolie went completely against her style oath (served between two body of sarcasm wafers) by wearing all black and patent leather condom shoes. Zahara wore her signature double shank eye and Shiloh wore glasses made from the actual shutters from the houses of tiny raver angels in heaven.

And of course, this isn’t Maddox four weeks after joining the cast of The Biggest Gainer. This is Shiloh’s personal nanny! A nanny who is contractually obligated to cut her hair like the other Asians in the family and has to dress Montenegro Style (this is Montenegro during the late 90s) at all times.

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