Thursday, July 21st 2011
The Photoshop Awards: Katie Holmes On Vogue España
If John Travolta's leather daddy closet and every outfit En Vogue has ever worn collided into a statue chiseled from a giant foundation stick, it might look like the cover of Vogue Espana starring Katie Holmes. A peeled rutabaga wrapped in black lace would look more like Katie Holmes than Katie Holmes does on this cover, but I actually like it. The whole thing is ridiculous since Katie is vanilla as vanilla can be (even if you covered her with creamed leather and top her with a leather cherry), but I still like it. Katie is showing Tommy that he's not the only bitch in the family who can cock a leather daddy hat to the side ("Still wouldn't" - Tommy) and this cover has also given me my new favorite safe word: "¡Guau!"
via ONTD
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Whatever.
That's someone else's body.
Perhaps Suri's?.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Oh how cute, she wants to be Victoria Beckham.
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