The Photoshop Awards: Katie Holmes On Vogue España

July 21, 2011 / Posted by:

If John Travolta’s leather daddy closet and every outfit En Vogue has ever worn collided into a statue chiseled from a giant foundation stick, it might look like the cover of Vogue Espana starring Katie Holmes. A peeled rutabaga wrapped in black lace would look more like Katie Holmes than Katie Holmes does on this cover, but I actually like it. The whole thing is ridiculous since Katie is vanilla as vanilla can be (even if you covered her with creamed leather and top her with a leather cherry), but I still like it. Katie is showing Tommy that he’s not the only bitch in the family who can cock a leather daddy hat to the side (“Still wouldn’t” – Tommy) and this cover has also given me my new favorite safe word: “¡Guau!

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