Afternoon Crumbs

July 21, 2011 / Posted by:

News delivered from a dove straight out of my dreams: Shannen Doherty is getting a reality show!!!!! – Lainey Gossip

Screw these no-ass hos, Bert & Ernie should be the ones getting married on Sunday – Towleroad

Do you think Ceiling Eyes’ nipples are permanent space watchers too? – Hollywood Tuna

And how much do you want to bet the state will give Lindsay Lohan a welfare card – The Superficial

Today, true love is giving your husband a chin job in the middle of an airport – Popsugar

JLo got paid $1 million to do this – Just Jared

Eva Longoria’s culo-hugging jeans aren’t tight enough – Hollywood Rag

Ivana Trump’s still got it (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

If Snoop Dogg gets ultra stoned, he’s totally going to try to nibble on that hat – Cityrag

Megan Fox in Elle China – Popoholic

All together now: WE KNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW IT – Celebitchy

Rachel Zoe laughs at this silly stupid child – The Daily What

Tom Felton or Jude Law circa 1999? – The Berry

Jennifer Aniston still holding hands with Justin Theroux (trust me, bitch ain’t gonna let go ever) – I’m Not Obsessed

I’m soooooo going to be Courtney Stodden for Halloween this year. Meaning, I’m going to fill my body with Vicodin powder until my mannerisms go numb and my weave starts to look high – Videogum

Vintage Melissa Joan Hart SOW

Once again, MTV ignores REAL TALENT (examples: the “I’m Ernie Ernie” trick and Tonje) – OMG Blog

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