Afternoon Crumbs
News delivered from a dove straight out of my dreams: Shannen Doherty is getting a reality show!!!!! – Lainey Gossip
Screw these no-ass hos, Bert & Ernie should be the ones getting married on Sunday – Towleroad
Do you think Ceiling Eyes’ nipples are permanent space watchers too? – Hollywood Tuna
And how much do you want to bet the state will give Lindsay Lohan a welfare card – The Superficial
Today, true love is giving your husband a chin job in the middle of an airport – Popsugar
JLo got paid $1 million to do this – Just Jared
Eva Longoria’s culo-hugging jeans aren’t tight enough – Hollywood Rag
Ivana Trump’s still got it (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
If Snoop Dogg gets ultra stoned, he’s totally going to try to nibble on that hat – Cityrag
Megan Fox in Elle China – Popoholic
All together now: WE KNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW IT – Celebitchy
Rachel Zoe laughs at this silly stupid child – The Daily What
Tom Felton or Jude Law circa 1999? – The Berry
Jennifer Aniston still holding hands with Justin Theroux (trust me, bitch ain’t gonna let go ever) – I’m Not Obsessed
I’m soooooo going to be Courtney Stodden for Halloween this year. Meaning, I’m going to fill my body with Vicodin powder until my mannerisms go numb and my weave starts to look high – Videogum
Vintage Melissa Joan Hart – SOW
Once again, MTV ignores REAL TALENT (examples: the “I’m Ernie Ernie” trick and Tonje) – OMG Blog