Open Post: Hosted By Linda Hamilton

July 20, 2011 / Posted by:

Sarah Connor is saving the day yet again. Sgt. Scott Moore was left with a broken heart organ and date-less when that ice cold sweetheart Betty White turned down his invitation to the Marine Corps Ball in November. But Linda Hamilton ain’t got shit to do but fan herself with the millions of dollars she got in her divorce from James Cameron, so she has thrown herself into Sgt. Scott’s arms and is begging him to take her to the ball.

Is it sweet? Yeah. Is it sort of pathetic? Maaaaaaaaybe. But the latter gets trumped by the fact that it’s the original Sarah Connor. Linda is no Betty White, but can Betty White strip a long rifle behind her back while dodging blows? Yeah, she probably can, right.

via Radar

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