No Words: Fabio Is The New Old Spice Guy

Submitted by Serotonin on Thu, 07/21/2011 - 11:43am.

Surely this wasn't a voluntary replacement on Old Spice's part. No offense meant to Fabio. The other guy probably got too expensive. Shame because he has amazing charisma. I'd watch him read a phone book ;)

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I also liked the ones with Terry Crews. That man is comedy gold! But he did come off as a bit too aggressive, imho.

Submitted by LisaRose on Thu, 07/21/2011 - 8:15am.

I thought it was Will Farrell. Would Will be happy about that ya think?!! Would Fabio?

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Submitted by Gaza Strip on Wed, 07/20/2011 - 7:27pm.

He looks like he's sucking cock.

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Submitted by kittymuffin on Wed, 07/20/2011 - 4:35pm.

I loved my easy bake oven

Pall Malls, the local sub shop(with pac man)
and the bus ..good times

Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 07/20/2011 - 4:19pm.

Submitted by kittymuffin on Wed, 07/20/2011 - 5:42pm.

I LOVE THAT BLACK GUY

OLD SPICE SMELLS LIKE PEOPLE WHO SMOKE PAUL MALL cigarettes AND EAT BACON AND LISTEN TO Simon and Garfunkel
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You just described me when I was 12. Ahahaha, I used to steal my Dad's Pall Malls and hide them in my Easy-Bake oven, then coerce my friends to go smoke after school. Hello darkness, my old friend. :)

Submitted by kittymuffin on Wed, 07/20/2011 - 4:12pm.

I LOVE THAT BLACK GUY

OLD SPICE SMELLS LIKE PEOPLE WHO SMOKE PAUL MALL cigarettes AND EAT BACON AND LISTEN TO Simon and Garfunkel

Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 07/20/2011 - 3:12pm.

I'd like to see him do a Brylcreem commercial.

http://youtu.be/eoheekgI-Fs

Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 07/20/2011 - 2:56pm.

Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Wed, 07/20/2011 - 4:22pm.
How OLD is that queen? She must be older than dirt by now. We recall seeing her eating lunch at the same place on sunset we used to eat at 15 years ago and she looked really old then
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Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Wed, 07/20/2011 - 2:52pm.

How OLD is that queen? She must be older than dirt by now. We recall seeing her eating lunch at the same place on sunset we used to eat at 15 years ago and she looked really old then.

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Wed, 07/20/2011 - 2:47pm.

My dad wore Old Spice or English Leather. And remember Skin Bracer and Aqua Velva? Hai Karate?

I don't really like my men to smell like anything, especially Draakkaaarr Nooirrrrrr or Escape something hideous like that. Just a manly man-soap smell of like Zest or something. I'm an old-fashioned crone in this way. Today's mens' colognes are just too metrosexual.

Fabio is okay. He has a sense of humor about himself, which is R-A-R-E.

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Submitted by PaperDolls on Wed, 07/20/2011 - 2:42pm.

This bitch. I just can't. Bring back black daddy.

Submitted by yepimbored on Wed, 07/20/2011 - 2:33pm.

Pass. Bring back the black guy.

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Submitted by dlaugher on Wed, 07/20/2011 - 2:25pm.

That is a weird commercial (and not in a good way).

However, what kind of anti-aging secrets does Fab have? He looks great!

Second the comment of Evil C. Once I saw Fabio at the movies (Robert Loggia was there that same night--WTF?--not together, but still), and he was a totally nice guy. Very approachable.

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Submitted by urmomma on Wed, 07/20/2011 - 2:09pm.

Submitted by BorgQueen on Wed, 07/20/2011 - 2:29pm.
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Really?...like "shacked up"?

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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 07/20/2011 - 2:08pm.

Gramps used to use Old Spice.Didn't really see the appeal.

BH wears the Old Spice Sport and OMG, it smells SO GOOD on him.

Deoderants smell different on each person.

Submitted by MKFan on Wed, 07/20/2011 - 2:06pm.

I can never look at him the same way since the time he was on some roller coaster ride at Six Flags, and went into a flock of birds who went psycho on his face.

Submitted by HellaciousB on Wed, 07/20/2011 - 2:02pm.

Major fucking fail. It is not ironic.

Submitted by ditquoi on Wed, 07/20/2011 - 1:54pm.

Submitted by BorgQueen on Wed, 07/20/2011 - 2:29pm.
Submitted by urmomma on Wed, 07/20/2011 - 2:19pm.

What happened to the other guy? He was so good that he got my husband to buy some old spice body wash...that he doesn't use. But my 4yr old likes it because it "makes bubbles". And when he says "bubbles" it sounds like "buttholes". I dunno why I told y'all that
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The black Old Spice Guy is shacked up with Tyler Perry. He was supposed to do a cameo in one of Perry's films but Perry was "so impressed with his acting" he put him in a starring role in his last movie.

OMG I think that was a blind item a ways back

*SHOCKING* 8-O

Submitted by Wanted on Wed, 07/20/2011 - 1:52pm.

wow! what is going on in this commercial?! this is some super chuck norris shit right here

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Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 07/20/2011 - 1:40pm.

My dad used to wear Old Spice. And Canoe.

Submitted by XENUS BUTT PLUG on Wed, 07/20/2011 - 1:33pm.

hahahaha!! omg i remember that shit too! i would make it call my friend, her bf, my mom, lol everyone was confused! i even made him call my boss, hahaha omg. i think there was a britney one too--that was funny too

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THENNNNN I discovered that the I Can't Believe It's Not Buddahhh webiste had a thing where you could type in your name and phone number and an autodial thingy would call the number and a recording would say "Hello, [name], this is Fabio to tell you that if you are not using I Can't Believe (etc) I will be so sad" or whatever. So of COURSE I had it call her like twenty times. That shit made me laugh so hard while I was typing that it goes down as one of the 5 best laughs ever.

Submitted by saltydog88 on Wed, 07/20/2011 - 1:29pm.

I know it is his trademark now so he can't really do anything about it. But if you imagine him with short hair you realize he really is ridiculously, ridiculously good looking *in Zoolander voice man*

Submitted by joanne on Wed, 07/20/2011 - 1:25pm.

My father used this stuff and this commercial sucks. I always like the smell of English Leather.

Submitted by NovaNightly on Wed, 07/20/2011 - 1:21pm.

I think my dad still wears that stuff....but wtf was that commercial??? The ones with the other guy were at least somewhat clever. This one looks like an acid trip. lol...

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Submitted by howdareyou on Wed, 07/20/2011 - 1:08pm.

Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 07/20/2011 - 2:21pm.

That's a joke right?

I can't figure out how Old Spice even exists still! O yeah - I bought it for my grandad when I was little and he just looked at me sideways and said: Smell this. Being the obedient little girl I was I did and I said; YUCK! And he said: Yeah. Exactly. And he chucked it in the trash and I wasn't even sad.
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Fucking lollllmao!

Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 07/20/2011 - 1:08pm.

I just remembered there was some dating show where the guy who won flaked out on the chick because she said she dated Fabio. Lol, DEALBREAKER!!!!!!!

Submitted by Enzi55 on Wed, 07/20/2011 - 1:07pm.

Yes, definitely OLD GUY

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Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 07/20/2011 - 1:04pm.

Fucking LOOOOOOOVE Fabio. Mostly because he has a sense of humor about his "image".

Back in the day, my friend and I would tease each other about loving Fabio and would tape pictures of him to each other's computers at work and send fake e-mails to each other from Fabio, etc.

THENNNNN I discovered that the I Can't Believe It's Not Buddahhh webiste had a thing where you could type in your name and phone number and an autodial thingy would call the number and a recording would say "Hello, [name], this is Fabio to tell you that if you are not using I Can't Believe (etc) I will be so sad" or whatever. So of COURSE I had it call her like twenty times. That shit made me laugh so hard while I was typing that it goes down as one of the 5 best laughs ever.

*sigh* Good times.

Submitted by little_rascal on Wed, 07/20/2011 - 1:01pm.

LOLOL @ Fabio's yellow camisole!
This crap is hilarious!

Submitted by BorgQueen on Wed, 07/20/2011 - 12:59pm.

Submitted by urmomma on Wed, 07/20/2011 - 2:19pm.

What happened to the other guy? He was so good that he got my husband to buy some old spice body wash...that he doesn't use. But my 4yr old likes it because it "makes bubbles". And when he says "bubbles" it sounds like "buttholes". I dunno why I told y'all that
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The black Old Spice Guy is shacked up with Tyler Perry. He was supposed to do a cameo in one of Perry's films but Perry was "so impressed with his acting" he put him in a starring role in his last movie.

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Submitted by WhiskeyRiverGirl on Wed, 07/20/2011 - 12:56pm.

What a stupid fucking commercial.

Submitted by ditquoi on Wed, 07/20/2011 - 12:53pm.

Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 07/20/2011 - 2:21pm.

that ex-football player/hot piece in the commercials breathed new life into the brand, I think.

Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 07/20/2011 - 12:51pm.

That's a joke right?

I can't figure out how Old Spice even exists still! O yeah - I bought it for my grandad when I was little and he just looked at me sideways and said: Smell this. Being the obedient little girl I was I did and I said; YUCK! And he said: Yeah. Exactly. And he chucked it in the trash and I wasn't even sad.

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Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 07/20/2011 - 12:51pm.

Submitted by urmomma on Wed, 07/20/2011 - 2:19pm.
But my 4yr old likes it because it "makes bubbles". And when he says "bubbles" it sounds like "buttholes". I dunno why I told y'all that.

Mrs. Suck&Fuck had the opposite problem. :(

Submitted by urmomma on Wed, 07/20/2011 - 12:49pm.

What happened to the other guy? He was so good that he got my husband to buy some old spice body wash...that he doesn't use. But my 4yr old likes it because it "makes bubbles". And when he says "bubbles" it sounds like "buttholes". I dunno why I told y'all that.

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Submitted by BorgQueen on Wed, 07/20/2011 - 12:49pm.

Good for Fabio. Glad he has a job. Can you imagine being so damn popular in the 80s and 90s and now being a joke. Kevin Sorbo is another one. So popular in the Hercules series and now can get job to save his life. Somehow women dont suffer this fate. Lucy Lawless (Zena) has been working steadily since her show went off the air and she is still a bad ass.

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Submitted by spankypants on Wed, 07/20/2011 - 12:47pm.

WTF? is all I got.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 07/20/2011 - 12:46pm.

Well, what do you expect? it's fucking OLD SPICE... nasty shit.
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Submitted by ditquoi on Wed, 07/20/2011 - 12:46pm.

all that comes to mind is some reality show where the girl picked some lame surfboy who dumped her when he found out she had dated Fabio.

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 07/20/2011 - 12:44pm.

Aww, I am glad to see that Fabio has a job again. I have seen him interviewed and he is actually a really nice man.

I wish they would put him back in those I Can't Believe It's Not Butter commercials, because the ones they have now make me want to kill puppies!

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