The Kardashians are a lot of things (kick your local cunt in the shin to hear them scream out all the words you can define the Kardashians as), but you have to hand it* to them for stretching the limits of delusion and reaching far for a dollar or twenty million dollars. Case in point: the highest grossing whore in the Kardashian whore ranch is suing Old Navy for using what she says is a Kim Kardashian lookalike in one of their commercials. Surprisingly, the lookalike Kim’s farting about isn’t one of those creepy mannequins who come to life when the store lights go out and crawl up into your bed to run their plastic hair across your nipples. Kim is talking about Melissa Molinaro, the chick who was in Making the Band. Fun fact: Melissa is currently boning Kim’s ex Reggie Bush. Yup, so THAT’s why. Town: Bitterkuntville Population: Kim Kardashian
According to TMZ, Kim alleges in the lawsuit that Old Navy purposefully used a clearance bin Kim Kardashian (that’s redundant, I know) and wanted to make everyone believe that the real thing was peddling their shit. Kim used a Tweet from Old Navy as an example. The Tweet read: “@CBSNEWS reports that Old Navy’s Super CUTE star looks like @kimkardashian. #LOL. What do you think?”
Kim says in the lawsuit that Old Navy messed with her money and she wants $15 to $20 million for infringing upon her copyrighted face.
You know, Kim would have a point if: a) Melissa made the Old Navy mannequins look human and/or b) Melissa got pissed on in the commercial. Neither are those are true, so greedy bitch needs to stop, drop and get over herself.
When I was taking my dog for a walk this afternoon, I almost stepped on an old Circus Peanut that reminded me of Kim because it was useless and mostly made of orange wax. Is Kim going to send a process server to drop a lawsuit on that bitch too? Kim has no idea what she’s getting into. If she collects a settlement from Old Navy, that’s going to open the door for every alien and Thundercat to sue her for stealing their likeness…and they will win.
Kim should really sue the Canal Street subway station in Chinatown for stealing her natural scent.
* It, hopefully being a hand rocket headed directly to Uranus.