Don’t Ask Wonky If She’s Over

July 20, 2011 / Posted by:

The Kardashian Klan has long replaced Parasite Hilton as the most popular vapid pieces of trash on the ho stroll, so the dumb scab should’ve expected ABC’s Dan Harris to ask her if she’s ever worried that the spotlight she’s been humping on for more than 10 years has finally turned off. Dan Harris asked the star of T.W.A.T. Pee (The World According to Paris) that question during an interview for Good Morning America and it made Wonky jump up faster than one of her crotch crabs when she queefs. Wonky did what she always does when things don’t go her way: she whined to her publicist about the mean old man asking the mean old questions.

Dan’s questions weren’t even that mean and these are things that people are saying about her. The Tijuana PennySaver shouldn’t even be interviewing her ass, so bitch should be grateful that anybody is putting a mic under her mouth. The thing is, Wonks obviously doesn’t like the questions Dan threw at her, but instead of telling him to chew on her pussy (like any normal ADULT would) she throws a tantrum. Ho is 30 and it’s time to drop the Angelica from Rugrats act.

Wonks went on with the interview and recited some words her publicist told her to say while making a fake smile a jack in the box makes right before you punch it in the head. Then Wonky showed Dan the custom-built doggy death chamber in her backyard. It has chandeliers! It has air-conditioning! See Wonky truly does care about animals. She cares enough to give them something sparkly to look at as they slowly starve to death in the backyard. The patron saint of STDS AND animals.

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