Civil wars, Real Housewives foolery and all breaking news are on pause for the next few days while CNN’s sessiest messenger recharges his giggle in an unknown location somewhere. Mah Boo became Mud Boo for this picture he Tweeted last night from his current resting spot. Anderson Pooper says he’s not at a spa or anywhere near the Dead Sea. What the hell kind of clues are those? Mah Boo is being all coy and shit, so I’ll have to make do (doo) with what he’s given us. My official guesses:
2. Jessica Simpson’s septic tank?
3. The backyard trough where all the Kardashians scrub off the layers of make-up every week?
4. The Redneck Games?
5. The Poltergeist pool?
6. The set of Australia’s Hey Hey It’s Saturday?
7. In a campground after winning a game of “Who Am I?” with his impersonation of John Travolta’s XXXL suppository?
8. Outside of my apartment window where he’s using a fake backdrop and wearing a disguise to throw me off? YES! YES! YES!
I don’t know! Mah Boo also said that if you’re a world traveler, you should know this. I am a world traveler (I’ve seen at least 10 episodes of Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego, okay?) and I don’t know this. Mah Boo needs to Tweet a full body follow-up photo. And I mean FULL BODY. Because as a world traveler, I know that certain native muds dry differently on a peen (just go with it).
And speaking of that mud, is it too late to ask who ever is with Mah Boo to carefully scrape that mud off of his body and pour it into an air-tight Ziploc bag? Then, can they FedEx it to me overnight so I can use Mah Boo’s dirty mud to make an extra special dild…I mean, flower pot. Shit. That just got me an extra 6 months on the restraining order, right?
via Mah Boo’s Twitter (Thanks to everybody who sent this in)