Hot Slut Of The Day!

Rosie, Kathy’s sister who graced our TV screens with her butch bitch beauty on Sunday night’s episode of The Real Housewives of New Jersey! I know, I know, I should’ve done this yesterday. But better late than never (like Ramona’s period, but that’s for another day).

Up until Sunday night, you had no idea that Megan from Bridesmaids was based on a real-life person! The perfectly named Rosie is totally that real-life person. You also didn’t know that somebody actually shops in that barren men’s store in the “ghetto part” of the mall that sells XXXL white button down shirts with security tags from another store on them and Havana shirts in every color. You thought it was a front for a Cuban cigar ring or sex trafficking. Nope. Rosie shops there! You also also didn’t know that someone analyzed every Joe Pesci movie and practiced saying “her loss” the way he does until they got it right. Rosie did, because she says “her loss” like she’s saying it to Robert DeNiro in the back room of an Off-Track Betting Place.

I bet Rosie has the largest collection of Kangol hats in the Tri-State area and says “YELLO” every time she answers her cell phone (that’s strapped to her waist band, of course). Oh, Rosie, how I wish I was the chain attached to your Velcro leather wallet.

Here’s Rosie’s brief (but star making) cameo at Melissa’s Christmas party. A Christmas party that looked just like Bombay Company’s going out of business sale.