Tuesday, July 19th 2011

Elin Nordegren's New Piece Denies Ever Dating Rachel Uchitel

The billionaire businessman who is reportedly in a 6-month-old relationship with Elin Nordegren denies that he's been to two places Tiger Woods has been before. TMZ reported over the weekend that Tiger Woods' main mistress whore Rachel Uchitel screwed on Elin's current boyfriend, Jamie Bergman, two months before the Ambien hit the fan. When Elin found out about this, she freaked out at how Rachel's snatch seems to be following her wherever she goes. Elin can't even lick on Jamie's dick without seeing Rachel's vagina flaps laughing at her. So what is Elin's new boyfriend doing to soothe her rage? Denying it, of course!

Jamie's friends say that he did go down to Miami in October 2009 with Rachel, but it was strictly business. Jamie and Rachel were working on some kind of investment business together. Rachel told TMZ that she already bagged Jamie, but his friends say she's lying. However, some sources who stayed at the same house as Rachel and Jamie said she snuck into his room late at night for some fuck times. Rachel bragged about it to the owner of the house the next morning.

Like I've said before, Rachel Uchitel is like lube, she's been on every dick at one time or another. Elin should not let that little fact keep her from proclaiming her love to Jamie in a groundbreaking ceremony (aka a wedding) before shoveling half of his fortune into her pocketbook. Who cares if Rachel is telling everyone that Elin is riding on doggy bag dick. Elin can laugh right back when she makes her servants build a life-sized sculpture of Rachel Uchitel out of Austrian crystal balls that she'll knock down with her diamond-encrusted gold hammer.

I was rooting for Rachel for a second, but I just can't anymore. There's nothing more tragic than an undignified whore who has successfully dug for gold and is now empty-handed. Elin can count her millions of dollars while Rachel can only count her genital warts. As we all let out a gold digger sigh....

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Fuck that plastic bitch...it's in her DNA, gotta get that money, honey!

Too bad she was too dumb to keep it.

What, Daddy's dead?

Nobody to manage your money, Rachel?

You must have really offended your people.

Btw, fuck going after Gloria. She eats whores like you for breakfast.

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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 07/19/2011 - 3:47pm.
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AGAIN: Rich men or Rich women little black books all have the "same names "in it both male and female. They just pass the same person around to each other. If Rachel said she's been with this guy, I believe her. She has no reason to lie, she knows and luvs her rich men.

Whatever's picture

That Rachel girl is a whore. Elin's new piece is lying just like her old one.

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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 07/19/2011 - 3:47pm.
Submitted by MKFan on Tue, 07/19/2011 - 3:36pm.

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Jamie and Rachel were working on "some kind of investment" deal my ass. Elin would have to be a damn fool to believe that.

I've been told over and over by older women that I should marry for money, but I am going to marry for love. If it doesn't work out then I will find myself a pepaw to cuddle with and get myself some jewels.

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My heart sounds just for you my dear...

Elin is dating Jamie Bergman?? Now that's hot. Are there nude photos for verificata?

It's killing Uchitel to keep her gob closed in that pic.
She's fighting the tension in her spring loaded jaw not to wrap her gums around the nearest penis with a bank account.
I wanna see a pic of her worn out knees.
Just for the lulz.

Rachel is the type who has to be sexual with every guy she meets. I really don't think she can keep herself from thinking about dick or pussy for 2 minutes.

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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 07/19/2011 - 12:10pm.
Who cares if she did fuck him. She got nothing out of it. I also think it is tacky and a bit assholish of her to even bring it up. After all, she did fuck Elin's husband, is it necessary to try and get yet, another dig in on the woman who was waaaay smarter than you? Unlike Rachel, Elin married Tiger, got rid of Tiger and made a nice tidy sum of money for keeping her trap shut.

Epic Fail Rachel. You may have fucked this dude and Tiger, but Elin's the one with all the money now, ho!
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Submitted by MKFan on Tue, 07/19/2011 - 3:36pm.

Oh Christ on a cracker! Always the people who have to bring up crap that may or may not have happened.

Yeah, Elin's a horrible gold digger who Tiger pursued and married under his own free will. I know when she was minding her own business as the nanny of Jesper Parvenik, it was her intention to meet and marry Tiger Woods, never mind she wasn't that excited to date him and had to be coaxed by Parvenik to meet him. NEWSFLASH- When you have money, like Elin now does, you do not date a garbage man, nor do you associate with them. People with money hang with other wealthy people. No one is putting a gun to these mens heads and saying "You have to date me, marry me". Like I said, it is always the women who are the gold diggers, but men are never called out for their desire to possess the prettiest, youngest, arm candy out there. No, they are studs, yet women who date these men are always gold diggers.

Such hypocrisy!

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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.

Wonder if Rachel gave back her hush money to Derek Jeter since he was banging her too a couple years ago while Jeter's Charlie Sheen Angel was home back in Beverly Hills getting more hair extensions and more plastic surgery done. After all it was him who hooked Tiger up with Rachel. Probably hooked Rachel up with the new billionaire too. If I were Elin I would have nothing to do with any billionaires. Especially in the nyc, florida or beverly hills area . Jeter with his gift that keeps on giving is where all this originated from. Rachel knows her rich men and they all know her. I believe her tbh. Rich men just open their little black books and all they all have the same names in it both males and females.

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I love the way Michael used to call her Rachel Coochitel. after all, that's all she is. a cooch.

Kenneth G's picture

Yeah, enough with the moral outrage over golddigging. It reeks of jealousy. Why do any of you care? Marry for whatever reasons you want and live your own fucking lives. Some ho marrying for money affects absolutely zero of you.

Golddigging used to be called 'marrying well'. Marriage has always been used for financial gain; it's part of its great tradition and yet another reason why people who hold marriage in such high esteem need to open their eyes.

Also, the world of the super rich must be so inbred if everyone is fucking on each others exes. Who was this Rachel person before the whole Tiger thing?

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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 07/19/2011 - 1:34pm.

Submitted by NC-Ladee on Tue, 07/19/2011 - 1:28pm.
Elin was worth millions b/4 Tiger from a previous marriage?

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You misread the post, the person was commenting she was wealthy from her previous marriage which was to Tiger. She is now dating another wealthy man, hence the comment about her being wealthy from her previous marriage.

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Submitted by Chola_ : "...Anyone who think this dude never fucked Rachel is quite naive. Elin has repeatedly gotten with scumb bags and should re-evaluate the types of men she fucks with, my own opinion."

I agree.

Submitted by NC-Ladee on Tue, 07/19/2011 - 1:28pm.
Elin was worth millions b/4 Tiger from a previous marriage?

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You misread the post, the person was commenting she was wealthy from her previous marriage which was to Tiger. She is now dating another wealthy man, hence the comment about her being wealthy from her previous marriage.

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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.

Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Tue, 07/19/2011 - 1:11pm.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 07/19/2011 - 1:06pm.

Well, maybe I am around different people, but I am not sure how many women would date any man who was broke. I do not consider myself a gold digger, but I can assure you, I would not date a man who was broke. I dated one who decided to quit his job and live off of me, and that was his ticket out of my life.
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Sure, but that's not being a gold digger, that's having COMMON FUCKING SENSE. Now, would you marry an elderly asshole just because the old fart has a fat bank account? If yes, THEN you're a gold digger! (And he's a disgusting old fucker!)

*SIGHS* Read my posts, you'll see we're basically saying the same fucking thing.

Aaaaand I'm out.
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My response about a broke man was actually to someone else and a comment they made.

I do not like the elderly, so no, would not marry, but if there is a guy, my age, who is nice looking, good sense of humor, and has money, I am all over that. Will I marry them? Hell, no! Do not believe in the idea of marriage.

Wealthy men and their fortunes are safe around me, as I plan on never getting married.

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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.

NC-Ladee's picture

Elin was worth millions b/4 Tiger from a previous marriage? Curious - especially since she was a nanny when they hooked up. Why would she be working as a nanny if she had millions?!?

I ain't mad at Elin for walking away with millions now - but her previous wealth is news to me - as I do remember folks implying that she married Tiger because of his money to.

I googled and could only find this type info on her ...

Wiki: Nordegren and her sister worked odd summer jobs and as cashiers in supermarkets to finance their studies.She started modeling in 2000, and appeared on the cover of Cafe Sport magazine in the summer of 2000.

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I think ho's been making up shit and selling the fake stories to TMZ. This is one of them. That's why she had to give the money back to Tiger.

Submitted by Chola_ on Tue, 07/19/2011 - 1:12pm.
Well depends on what you mean by broke, Jessica Alba is married to a production assistant whom I highly doubt makes 6 figures a year.

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Jessica Alba's husband comes from a wealthy Hollywood family, so he is far from broke and is very much in Alba's league. She did not marry a poor man or a struggling PA.

Broke means broke.

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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.

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Well depends on what you mean by broke, Jessica Alba is married to a production assistant whom I highly doubt makes 6 figures a year.

JLO married a waiter and also a dancer, so as much as I cant stand her shes had millions and dated men who had less than half of what she ever made.

I personally date a chef who is starting out and we make enough to get by, things will get better of course and I could have a man who makes 3xs the amount he makes but I'm one of those dumbasses who doesn't really care about what a man makes as long as he's good to me in every way. Ah well.

I would like to register my opinion that her lips are hideously disgusting.

Thank you.

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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 07/19/2011 - 1:06pm.

Well, maybe I am around different people, but I am not sure how many women would date any man who was broke. I do not consider myself a gold digger, but I can assure you, I would not date a man who was broke. I dated one who decided to quit his job and live off of me, and that was his ticket out of my life.
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Sure, but that's not being a gold digger, that's having COMMON FUCKING SENSE. Now, would you marry an elderly asshole just because the old fart has a fat bank account? If yes, THEN you're a gold digger! (And he's a disgusting old fucker!)

*SIGHS* Read my posts, you'll see we're basically saying the same fucking thing.

Aaaaand I'm out.
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Well, maybe I am around different people, but I am not sure how many women would date any man who was broke. I do not consider myself a gold digger, but I can assure you, I would not date a man who was broke. I dated one who decided to quit his job and live off of me, and that was his ticket out of my life.

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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.

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Welp I personally dont find anything repulsive about being a gold digger, if you are a grown man and cant see past the b/s thats your problem. As long as one is a grown adult, to each their own.

For example, there was a new episode of True Life about sugar babies, people who have Sugar Daddies and Mommies, these sugar daddies/mama's KNEW they were being used but got a kick out of some one relying on them.

In Tiger's and Elins case, if Tiger was broke do you think Elin would still be interested in his ugly ass? I personally think not. ( and no Im not comparing Elin and TIger to the example I used however more men are hip to and ok with the whole gold digger thing than youd think)

Submitted by sofster101 on Tue, 07/19/2011 - 12:53pm.
How is Elin a gold digger when she's worth millions herself, granted from a previous marriage? Is she supposed to date some dude that works at Walmart or something?

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Apparently, yes, she IS supposed to date a normal guy who will then take her for her millions and then all the women bitching about her gold digging can in turn call her a dumb bitch for letting some man take advantage of her and fleecing her of her money.

She was also supposed to not marry Tiger Woods, because that makes her a gold digger. Elin was also supposed to either put up with his cheating or walk away from the marriage with just the clothes on her back, because she didn't make the money she was given in the divorce.

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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.

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What an absolute DUMB AZZ. How in the fuck are you going to get 10 million - and lose it because you can't keep your mouth shut?! And I doubt if Rachel is going to find someone who wants to hear the Tiger story - now that she can talk. That was yesterdays news - so many more headlines since that. How embarrassing.

*thinks to self that I need to put my gold digger skills to use*

seriously, I have a friend (cute and all) who's father is a mutli-millionaire and he works for him. Back in the day (when i was 20 or so)he wanted to get with me, but he was my friends ex and I wasn't feeling it. Today, he's married with 2 kids and still tells me he loves me more than his wife. Still not feeling it, however.

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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 07/19/2011 - 12:42pm.

Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Tue, 07/19/2011 - 12:35pm.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 07/19/2011 - 12:22pm.

Okay, I have a question- Why is it bad to be a gold digger?
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I think people consider it repulsive, and understandably so, that someone gets married solely for financial gain. I find it profoundly venal and believe it borders on prostitution, since ideally people should commit for reasons less... pedestrian than money.

That said, if someone is willing to go ahead and do it, to each their own, just don't ask me to pretend that you married out of love and mutual respect.
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So did Tiger Woods marry out of love and mutual respect?, considering his dick was probably in another ho before his honeymoon was even over.

I am not sure where there was proof Elin was a gold digger. She was another golfer's nanny, Woods insisted on meeting her. He pursued her. They dated and married. She was with him, and seemed like a decent wife until his nasty little secret came out. I am not sure why she is a gold digger. Should she have stayed in a marriage with a cheater? Should she have turned down a hefty divorce settlement so the public would think her a "decent, non-gold digger".

Like I said, I just do not get the constant "gold digger' moniker being thrown around to any women who marries well. I guess women should just avoid dating men with money, and stick strictly to finding men who are near poverty level in order to have the respect of other women and men.
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LIKE I SAID, men can be gold-diggers too, and like I also previously stated, I think Trump, for example, and other men (and women) who marry people who are obviously only interested in their bank accounts are even more repulsive than the women (and men) who decide to marry them.

I don't know if Elin is a gold digger or not, I've never even said anything about it. I think she's probably not, since Tiger is about her age, successful and attractive, plus she got the fuck out of that marriage when she found out about the mistresses.

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sofster101's picture

How is Elin a gold digger when she's worth millions herself, granted from a previous marriage? Is she supposed to date some dude that works at Walmart or something?

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ugh, i hate both these slags.

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Kenneth G's picture

Rachel Uchitel: A nasty whore that even I wouldn't make sweet, sweet love to.

Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Tue, 07/19/2011 - 12:41pm.

Indeed someone like Anna Nicole would be my definition of a gold digger. Elin Woods, to me, does not strike me as a gold digger. She and Woods were close in age, nice looking, young people. Nothing seems odd to me in that initial pairing.

Jocelyn Wildenstein, gold digger.

I also hate the fact that men are always made to be the poor victims of women, who are supposedly gold diggers, but these men, many of whom are older than dirt go after only young pretty girls. Like Hugh Hefner. People are calling his runaway bride a gold digger, and pitying Hefner. Give me a break, that man has never dated an ugly, or marginally close in age woman his entire life. Yet he is excused for pursuing young, beautiful women, but the women are gold digging whores.

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 07/19/2011 - 12:43pm.
I've tried the gold digger thing but could not get past the old lady smell... and the constant nagging for more peanut butter and crackers.
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xoxoTOE's picture

i think you're onto something. the gold digger board game, kind of like the old barbie prom game. get rich or get warts, it's all up to how good you are. xo

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Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Tue, 07/19/2011 - 12:41pm.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 07/19/2011 - 12:22pm.

ETA: Obviously, men can also be gold diggers.

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No, this isn't quite correct. There are MALES out there that would live off of a woman's wealth.

However, they will never be MEN.

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*sees more arguing*

*shuffles out*

babybunny's picture

oh and as far as marrying for money, now that I am older, I would say hell to the yes on that one...struggling financially sucks no matter how great your mate is...If I was younger, sorry but I would totally and completely get with a rich pepaw...

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I am sorry, but if I ever found myself on the receiving end of $10 mil, I swear on my puppy's life I would become so anonymous AA couldn't even find me. That kind of money does not flow down the pike every day for ANYBODY...and this slutty ho Rachel Uglitell is no exception. When I saw her flaunting her tragically inflated boobs/lips on Celeb Rehab, constantly begging for the spotlight, getting overpriced hair extensions, new horsie teeth, I just knew the shit would be hitting something soon, and I think Tiger is seriously hurting for money, since his golf game is in the shitter right now and everyone hates him, he told his pitt bull lawyers to find something, ANYTHING on Uglitell and get his $10 mill back stat!! So as far as Uglitell, she is not even worth $10 bucks much less $10 mill, Tiger is done for the most part, and Elin needs to instal a better sensor for men...trust anything that hit Uglitell is diseased and not worth getting to know...step on Elin, you can do better than this one too!!

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I've tried the gold digger thing but could not get past the old lady smell... and the constant nagging for more peanut butter and crackers.
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Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Tue, 07/19/2011 - 12:35pm.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 07/19/2011 - 12:22pm.

Okay, I have a question- Why is it bad to be a gold digger?
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I think people consider it repulsive, and understandably so, that someone gets married solely for financial gain. I find it profoundly venal and believe it borders on prostitution, since ideally people should commit for reasons less... pedestrian than money.

That said, if someone is willing to go ahead and do it, to each their own, just don't ask me to pretend that you married out of love and mutual respect.
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So did Tiger Woods marry out of love and mutual respect?, considering his dick was probably in another ho before his honeymoon was even over.

I am not sure where there was proof Elin was a gold digger. She was another golfer's nanny, Woods insisted on meeting her. He pursued her. They dated and married. She was with him, and seemed like a decent wife until his nasty little secret came out. I am not sure why she is a gold digger. Should she have stayed in a marriage with a cheater? Should she have turned down a hefty divorce settlement so the public would think her a "decent, non-gold digger".

Like I said, I just do not get the constant "gold digger' moniker being thrown around to any women who marries well. I guess women should just avoid dating men with money, and stick strictly to finding men who are near poverty level in order to have the respect of other women and men.

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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.

Chola_'s picture

And obviously she needs a regular dude since the guys she fucks with are assholes. Anyone who think this dude never fucked Rachel is quite naive. Elin has repeatedly gotten with scumb bags and should re-evaluate the types of men she fucks with, my own opinion.

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First of all take the argumentative shit somewhere else please when Im not the only one who felt this way, another thing I do NOT think theres anything wrong with wanting to marry a man that has money and I def. dont think all woman that marry men for money are gold diggers.

I dont even think theres anything wrong with being a gold digger in particular, but I call it how i personally see it. I said ELIN and RACHEL not ALL women, that is MY opinion. If one repeatedly dates men that have billions and millions I think thats suspect to being a gold digger, again, my opinion is merely that.

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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 07/19/2011 - 12:22pm.

Okay, I have a question- Why is it bad to be a gold digger?
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I think people consider it repulsive, and understandably so, that someone gets married solely for financial gain. I find it profoundly venal and believe it borders on prostitution, since ideally people should commit for reasons less... pedestrian than money.

That said, if someone is willing to go ahead and do it, to each their own, just don't ask me to pretend that you married out of love and mutual respect.

ETA: Obviously, men can also be gold diggers. By the way, I also find it even more morally questionable when a decrepit, filthy rich man marries a fucking teenager. Or when an old, wealthy woman does it.

ETA2: EC, of course a person can also just luck out and marry someone whom they love and also HAPPENS to be really rich. But frankly, when you look at, say, Anna Nicole Smith with that fucking zombie she married, is that the impression you get?
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Submitted by Jana on Tue, 07/19/2011 - 12:28pm.
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Submitted by Jana on Tue, 07/19/2011 - 12:14pm.
furthermore, Uchitel is counting her millions likewise.

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Umm, what millions? She had to give back the money Woods gave to her to STFU. Rachel isn't counting anything but the time she has in between her next John and the last.
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I didn't know that. Last I heard about her was the 10 million she got from Woods. Even though, selling her stories, being on celebrity shows and so forth made her pocket a few dollars.

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I think MK had a post about it yesterday and TMZ also has a story about the dumb bitch screwing herself out of her millions for having a big mouth.

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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.

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Fuck them both and anybody who has those plumped, glossed lips that look like an inside out vagina.

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I just realised that Elin looks like Cary Elwes in drag.