Tuesday, July 19th 2011

Demure. Perfect. Modest.

Once your knees get off of the floor from bowing since your lessons at Gloria Starr finishing school taught you to kneel before royal objects of elegance, bask again in the beauty CoCo graced Miami Beach with this afternoon. This is what a Christmas ham dinner on the angels' dinner table looks like in heaven. I bet she farts out pineapple rings.

Those of you in the Miami area might've wondered why it didn't feel as humid as usual (just nod, lie to me, just nod), it's because CoCo's delicate derriere hole can suck the moisture out of a rock hard rock. And CoCo's nalgitas a'plenty is the opposite of a rock hard rock, it's like two moons wrapped in cashmere skin. Don't you just want to throw a picnic blanket under it and feed your piece of the moment chocolate covered grapes and sips of cherry wine before tickling them in the nose with a red carnation? I was going to write "a red rose" instead of a "red carnation," but then I saw that CoCo has roses on the thong that's giving her butt a pap smear, and I didn't want a Dirty Sanchez to dirty up that image.

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I think she and Ice are adorable!!! I really wasn't expecting them to be so cute-love their show!!! (And Spartacus!)

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Mel's picture

Ok, I've watched Ice Loves Coco and I was expecting this really dumb blonde bimbo....I was shocked to here her speak coherently.

She actually sounds more intelligent than those Kardashian bitches.

Cake666's picture

People wear thongs to the beach!? In what kind of devilish age do we live??? /end sarcasm.

And she's not fat, she just has a big ass. People are way to pro making everybody look like a dude these days.

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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 07/20/2011 - 8:17am.

I think it's in REALLY bad taste to equate anyone's sexual preference to another GROWN PERSON with pedophilia. There is nothing WRONG with someone being attracted to a person YOU don't find attractive.

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Except said attracting person is a tacky two-legged hippo - which is a world of WRONG.

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TiredofthisCrap's picture

Her g-string has entered the Land of the Lost.

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Submitted by poo on Tue, 07/19/2011 - 9:52pm.
Have she and Shauna Sands ever met in Miami? Because that could cause huge shifts in the planet's elegance and gravity...
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I've always thought that coco is the fat Shauna. Except that Shauna is actually educated and multilingual (her bimbo persona is just an act). Coco does seem like a sweet girl on her show, but . . . well the lights are on, but nobody's home. Although maybe she's just acting too ** shrugs **

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slongo's picture

She's got a zit on her left ass cheek. So, if I may, Hhhaaaaaaaaaaa ha ha!
Why not flaunt it if you got it? True, I wouldn't wear a thong, but whatever butters your biscuit.
Those blessed with a poppin' booty know that all undies fit a bit thong-like anyway (Victoria's Secret, a little help please?) and no gusset will ever, ever 'place' correctly, so she's just short-cutting the situation. Small price to pay for a fine body part.
You go, CoCo.

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ethang's picture

Love, love, love Coco! I admit I caught a marathon of her show and I'm hooked. She comes across as sincere and adorable. Besides, she couldn't hide a body like that if she tried. Too much clothes would make her look heavy.

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Submitted by Das ist ein Dreck on Wed, 07/20/2011 - 6:59am.

Tacky hippo

If you'd hit that, go see a doctor. There's a therapy room right nextdoor to where the pedophiles meet.
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I think it's in REALLY bad taste to equate anyone's sexual preference to another GROWN PERSON with pedophilia. There is nothing WRONG with someone being attracted to a person YOU don't find attractive.

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stake_spike's picture

I ain't gonna hate. She seems like a nice person.

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Their show is cute. And Spartacus...awwwww!

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.

P.T.Bull's picture

Some very noticeable scarring aside her boobs--I thought plastic surgeons did a better job of managing scar appearance. Maybe its just that the sunlight is unforgiving.

(Deep sigh) I want to dislike her but after watching her show I can't help it! She's too cute. I can only envy Ice as he is the one who gets to lose his cock in her big ass. I bet its soft and she probably has an awesome vagina. I'd lick her camel toe any day.

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that last picture, where she's putting something on, it appears that she has t-rex arms

Thx, CheeryBitch. Those are actually EXACTLY what I had my eye on:)

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rukiddingme's picture

I've seen their show on E!, "Ice Loves Coco," and I gotta say, she comes across as quite likeable and very devoted to her husband. Just sayin'.

P.S. Love their English Bulldog Spartacus. He is adorable & steals the show everytime he's on camera.

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Meatblocks's picture

I just can't with this big bitch

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well, there goes the neighborhood & the end is clearly nigh.

*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*

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Tacky hippo

If you'd hit that, go see a doctor. There's a therapy room right nextdoor to where the pedophiles meet.

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shit, i'm lost. is that Dr. the one over by your hangout, the OVERWEIGHTERS & JELLISSSSS H8ERS CLUB on Boohoo Blvd?

*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*

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I just can't with this big bitch.
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Das ist ein Dreck's picture

Tacky hippo

If you'd hit that, go see a doctor. There's a therapy room right nextdoor to where the pedophiles meet.

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Coco is vulgar yet oddly charming.

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Submitted by MudTurtle on Tue, 07/19/2011 - 8:26pm.
Quick OT question: anyone had any experience jogging with either Asics or Saucony shoes? Pros and/or cons, please:)
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letinstar's picture

seeing pictures of the lovely coco t in all her naturalness presented on my birthday is the greatest gift i could ever hope for...
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enzi55, i love you....

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Mick's picture

This cunt is a waste of airspace - execute her and be done with it.

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kate773's picture

Seriously, why wear anything? You're already showing 99% of your ass. You may as well just be bottomless.

Daniee's picture

Does she get chemical peels on her ass? Girl has NOOO stretch marks. AT ALL. How's that possible with the size of that thing? Can you go get peels on your ass?
Hmmm.

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Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on Tue, 07/19/2011 - 7:56pm.
You know whats "disgusting: is you people judging her on the way she looks, she's actually a really really sweet genuine person. Assholes.

I'm sorry, but if you think she paid that much money for good portions of that body not to be judged on it in one way or the other, you, sir, are the asshole.

And once again, I have to say that if that body is a day shy of 40, I'm still 19.

TheBreakdown's picture

that is clASS!

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OneLiner's picture

where did she get that bikini? at the swap meet??? i want to like this "woman" but there's just something not right about someone who feels they need to constantly show off their body like that...

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Demure. Perfect. Modest.

Yeah right, MK. That's what you think until you're forced to watch what comes out of that Christmas ham!

fleawatch's picture

She got the booty, I give ya that, but Ice Tea definitely has bigger tits......

Jeanneee's picture

She's got a sweet juicy ass that I'd kill for, to be sure, but that swimsuit should be outlawed under the terms of the Geneva Convention. She is clearly very uncomfortable in it. Shit, it's hurting ME just to look at it.

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PaperDolls's picture

I love this bitch. I just can't help it. I love my shoes...I love my shoes...I wanna fuck em! Hell yeah! Coco keeps it real. Real weird.

TWO implants in each breast. It would be so funny if one of them popped!!!

poo's picture

Have she and Shauna Sands ever met in Miami? Because that could cause huge shifts in the planet's elegance and gravity...
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chinlee3's picture

That is a BIG girl(who always looks uncomfortable.)

Say something nice...I heard she can pick up quarters with her cameltoe.

Mrs. Doubtfire's picture

Ohhhhhhh my, dear. Isn't it a bit early for the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade?

I do believe that bulbous buttocks bulging out of the butt floss has its own zip code, constellation and gravitational pull. I wouldn't doubt that that giant hiney was given a few nicknames by Ice-T like: 'Melon Buns' 'Double Bubble Trouble' and 'Puppy Squasher'.

When Winston was alive he had several nicknames for my nether regions but I shan't expound (quite embarrassing, really, dears).

My wee bit of teasing aside, I would gladly share a cup of English tea or dutch cocoa with Miss CoCo.

Sandbitch's picture

I forgot a little something, just because ICE likes pounding her ass, doesn't mean we all want to see it splayed like a thanksgiving turkey.

Sandbitch's picture

F.A.T. fatty fat fatso. Bitch is plain FAT. Ice loves the sweaty fart sounds eminating from pounding her rolls of blubber is all.

parissucksliterally's picture

she has a great stomach.

that's my say something nice.

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I like Coco...she seems a little shy though.

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I'd like her a whole lot more if she'd drop the ridiculous 'my ass is natural' schtick.

And I have to give her props for being willing to show off all that cottage cheese in public.

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