The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 18th!

July 19, 2011 / Posted by:

And when the moon is full and the wind just right, you can still hear the lonesome cries from the scraps of Roseanne Barr’s gastric bypass surgery calling out as if to say, “feed me.” – jazzfish_77

Runners-up:

Tonight I’m feeling to make you enjoy with a blowjob I want to feel it in my beak – saltydog88

Jose Baez leads the procession out of the jailhouse in his usual cocky form – chest puffed out, talking out his ass, and tooting his own horn. – perky

Soon after the Kardashians joined the Church of Scientology, the L. Ron Hubbard Foundation erected a suitably big-assed, big-mouthed monument to the First Family or trash TV. – dfanintheD

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