Afternoon Crumbs
Jared Leto has stopped fighting the hot for now, so I will save my thoughts on his droopy diaper pants for another day – Just Jared
Skank. Skank. Douche. – Hollywood Tuna
Ryan Phillippe is continuing his doucheformation into the white Wilmer Valderrama by getting with Demi Lovato – Lainey Gossip
Even the horse is rolling its eyes at Harrison Ford’s earring – The Superficial
Oh, a chola’s exquisite brows were just going far a quick swim – Towleroad
RiRi working that “just messed my dress in a one night stand” look – Popsugar
Ciara put her tuck game to the test (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Those are either white devil horns or two of Santa Claus’ luscious taint manes – The Daily What
The Swedish Shauna Sand must list “professional pier walker” as her second occupation under “freelance gold digger” – Hollywood Rag
I am a little disappointed that there are no pictures of Naomi Campbell hitting a ho with that check – The Berry
The Douchebags of Grindr needs to be a little reality show. Wait, it already is. It’s called The A-List. – OMG Blog
Because the movie Anger Management wasn’t bad enough – Celebitchy
Hey, look, it’s Rachel Bilson walking in shorts, because there really aren’t enough pictures of Rachel Bilson walking in shorts – Popoholic
How. Dread. Ful. – Crunk + Disorderly
Rage is when you see your abuelita’s favorite house sweater on Kate Hudson – I’m Not Obsessed
Is Summer’s Eve new commercial like the sign language version of The Vagina Monologues? – Videogum
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