Meh Is The New Black

Rebecca Black’s “Friday” made all of our ear drums barf out blood in unison and now that some of us have finally gotten our hearing back she’s come out with a second single called “My Moment (Is Over).” Rebecca has left the calendar alone for her second assault on our ears and is instead trying to show that she’s grown up as an artist since her first song which came out like 14 minutes ago. This is like a dingle yanked off of Kelly Clarkson’s “A Moment Like This” and that’s saying a lot, because that shit was awful too.

My ears are supposed to be committing suicide, but they’re snoring instead. What happened to the Rebecca Black who educated us on the days of the week? Where’s that awkward blonde girl who died inside while sitting in the backseat? Where’s the Rebecca Black who had FUN FUN FUN while all of our ears wished they were RIP RIP RIP? Fame has changed another one.

And since these hos insist on auto-tuning the life out of her voice they should at least throw some auto-rhythm on her dance moves too.