Meh Is The New Black
Rebecca Black's "Friday" made all of our ear drums barf out blood in unison and now that some of us have finally gotten our hearing back she's come out with a second single called "My Moment (Is Over)." Rebecca has left the calendar alone for her second assault on our ears and is instead trying to show that she's grown up as an artist since her first song which came out like 14 minutes ago. This is like a dingle yanked off of Kelly Clarkson's "A Moment Like This" and that's saying a lot, because that shit was awful too.
My ears are supposed to be committing suicide, but they're snoring instead. What happened to the Rebecca Black who educated us on the days of the week? Where's that awkward blonde girl who died inside while sitting in the backseat? Where's the Rebecca Black who had FUN FUN FUN while all of our ears wished they were RIP RIP RIP? Fame has changed another one.
And since these hos insist on auto-tuning the life out of her voice they should at least throw some auto-rhythm on her dance moves too.
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I hate watching this shit because all it does is promote her and I wish she would disappear but I had to find out for myself. I couldn't finish it either. Her parents must have paid a thousand dollars to make this video cuz it's as crappy as the song. Even my 12 year old daughter hates her!
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How dose this talentless fuck get another shot at making another gawd awful song?
Hahah I'm loving the video in the music studio just like a true artist
@abby normal: not only do i love all your pretty sparkly pictures and clever animations, but your name makes me smile each time i see it..."what was the name" "abby...someone..."
**kisses abby**
I'm glad my chill pills don't make you drowsy! I dislike it when you sleep through your orgasms!
Night, Abby! :)
becky n sydney on Mon, 07/18/2011 - 11:56pm.
Honestly, I'm trying to turn a new leaf and not be so visceral and angry. I think sometimes I can get so caught up in the surreal that I forsake my own reality in the here and now.
It's people like SugarFreeRedBull who tether me back to earth with kindness and goodwill. We both sent each other hilarious videos of ourselves for/to each other and her preciousness was like a 'light-bulb'. We both sang to each other! HA! She is so much fun and so beautiful inside and out. =0)
Maybe one day you will let me sing YOU a lil' diddy, Beckster. ;)
Okay, I've overstayed my welcome. MONDAY OVERStAY!
Love ya, Beck!
Rebecca can take it from here...
She can auto-tune her cover version of "She's got a ticket ride"... *cringes*
/nighters er /morningers?
=0)
Submitted by becky n sydney on Mon, 07/18/2011 - 11:56pm.
Submitted by Abby Normal on Mon, 07/18/2011 - 11:50pm.
*butting in*
Abby your animations are fun, the dancing blonde is one of my favorites, it's yours right?
Submitted by Abby Normal on Mon, 07/18/2011 - 11:50pm.
Well, I liked 'Chalkboard Girl', shame some people don't have a sense of humour. Maybe you could change the writing on the blackboard to read 'Fuck You'.
Just to be all subtlelike. :)
Beckster, the art wasn't my own, I only added in my own bits and pieces towards the end of the animation. I also culled it so it wouldn't be too heavy loading on dlisted.
I used to make a lot of custom animations just for dlisted and it was hella fun but I think it garnered me too much attention for a certain subset of dlisters here who believe they are the Queen Bees and nobody else need apply even as a lowly worker bee.
My custom animations were all lost when my old puter died. *sigh* I only have a couple left that survived but I've already worn them out. :(
Plus, I don't have the luxury of just 'playing' with animations like I used to. Times are pretty tough all over and...
Got dangit! There's ginormous skeeter that managed to fenagle his way into my family room! EEK!
Submitted by Abby Normal on Mon, 07/18/2011 - 11:39pm.
Chalkboard girl was very, very clever.
Did you format the cartoon sequence yourself?
Was it entirely your own artwork?
becky n sydney on Mon, 07/18/2011 - 11:32pm.
Did you swipe avie #2 from somewhere? I can't believe your spelling is that bad. LOL
You mean the lil' chalkboard girl? LOL! She's supposed to be slightly dyslexic when she scribbles my name, and yes, that is my work. haha!
File under 'Yummy, yummy, yummy, I've got love in my tummy'.
That song was turned iconically GAY. Something about semen swallowing. lol
Hopefully, Rebby will grow up and just go back to her Whoville and blow Horton once in a blue ball moon.
Submitted by Abby Normal on Mon, 07/18/2011 - 11:26pm.
Did you swipe avie #2 from somewhere? I can't believe your spelling is that bad. LOL
Namesake Black is upholding a long and embarassing history of novelty songs and disposable pop. It's always existed. File under 'Yummy, yummy, yummy, I've got love in my tummy'.
becky n sydney on Mon, 07/18/2011 - 11:08pm.
@ Abby Normal
How many avies can a girl have in one day?
This is only my third one for the day! I'm bored. ;)
How'sa muh beckster doin'? =0)
Wot say you about Rebby Black? Flash in the pan youtube ditz or future Madge?
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EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 07/18/2011 - 11:11pm.
School-boy pants were only made HOT by ANGUS!
*plays guitar leg*
"Back in Black" was a freaking amazing album that was pretty much a tribute to Bon Scott. Farkin' excellent!
Can you imagine AC/DC being auto-tuned like Rebecca Black?
OY
Submitted by Abby Normal on Mon, 07/18/2011 - 11:02pm.
You're so right. What happened to working your ass off to get a song RIGHT?
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not everybody looks phenomenal in British school boy pants, and not everybody kicks ass to make the mark... that realm is left for the ones that live on for eternity... unlike this, whatever her name is... what?.. i think it's still considered on-topic!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
@ Abby Normal
How many avies can a girl have in one day?
EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 07/18/2011 - 10:55pm.
BON SCOTT! YES!
WHOOT! HAHA! Hubby and I are both bangin' our heads to this song you shared now. hehe
You know what is amazing about AC/DC is that even though they had a really gravelly hard-core sound, they stayed ON TUNE!
I have perfect pitch, I have to help my husband with his singing sometimes because he doesn't but he has a great voice too.
You're so right. What happened to working your ass off to get a song RIGHT?
Submitted by Abby Normal on Mon, 07/18/2011 - 10:48pm.
good dahlin'.. and good husband too!... rock on with your bad selves!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFlNo1NjAEQ
because it's about talent, and sacrifice, folks!!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 07/18/2011 - 10:40pm.
That's why almost all of the songs my husband and I sing/play together are 80's on down. My husband would cut his throat before he'd cover any of today's latest crap. =O
Agreed that it's shameful that real 'talent' is no longer a criteria for someone making it 'big'.
*sigh*
Submitted by Abby Normal on Mon, 07/18/2011 - 10:27pm.
Milli Vannilli is on crack?!... shameful!... you would think that after the one guy did the suicide, and the other guy did the same to his "career" it would be smooth sailing?!... i'm kidding, but.. this is the point, dahlin'... those guys were shunned out of the business years ago for doing the same damn half assed thing that's happening right here in this chick's "music" and for some reason it's being touted as... well... "music"... pisses me off, i tell ya!!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Manimal5 on Mon, 07/18/2011 - 10:18pm.
Well...Happy First Menstruation then.
HA! That makes me wonder...
Do guys remember their first pubescent boner?
LOL EveryStrangersEyes!
Yeah, BUT, most of the stuff 'churned' out lately is 'utter crap'. She's just doing what a lot of rappers/pop/dance/techno 'musicians' and singers do. Jeebus, the "REAL HOUSEWIVES" of whatever city think they have talent. lmao
Most of the dance/pop/techno is Milli Vanilli on crack.
Agreed that my aforementioned artists had TALENT up the kazoo, but, I was simply addressing Rusty's bitching about simple chord progressions.
I want to know what Jenna Rose has to say about this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIWnm_l4Dss
O - LOL! Apparently she's quite happy to use Rebecca's back as a stepping stone:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_V-Fbw27Ug&feature=relmfu
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 07/18/2011 - 10:18pm.
Well...Happy First Menstruation then.
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Submitted by RustyHooligan on Mon, 07/18/2011 - 10:16pm.
yeah, and everything that Elvis ever sang was stolen from black blues... Elton John is only around because of Bernie, but it still doesn't change the fact that this right here(look ma, i'm on-topic!!) is utter ccrraapp!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Well...Happy First Menstruation then.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 07/18/2011 - 10:07pm.
Hey, Jerry Ragovoy, who wrote Joplin's biggest hits (Cry Baby, Get It While You Can, Piece of My Heart) died in NY. He also wrote Time Is On My Side (guess time ran out).
I would have guessed those were all R&B or gospel tunes, but no--penned by a Jewish guy from Philly.
Submitted by Abby Normal on Mon, 07/18/2011 - 10:02pm.
RustyHooligan on Mon, 07/18/2011 - 9:55pm.
Chuck Berry, AC/DC, The Beatles and many others used simple chord progressions in some of their big hits.
Some of the most basic, simple songs become hits.
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yeah, and they also didn't use autotune, cheap fillers, and.. ya know...they actually went out and played something resembling a statement, and... ya know... showed... talent.... i see none of that happening here.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Mon, 07/18/2011 - 10:02pm.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 07/18/2011 - 9:58pm.
Speaking of bangs: How soon till she's 18?
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depends... do you own a production company?... studio?... hell, you got a key to the local mall?.. this chick is "Lohan" incarnate... watch it happen, i'm calling it now!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
I like the song.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 07/18/2011 - 9:58pm.
Speaking of bangs: How soon till she's 18?
RustyHooligan on Mon, 07/18/2011 - 9:55pm.
Chuck Berry, AC/DC, The Beatles and many others used simple chord progressions in some of their big hits.
Some of the most basic, simple songs become hits.
Whattya gonna do? If something is catchy and has a strong enough hook...well, there ya go.
Complexity isn't a requirement in 'pop'. =0)
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Mon, 07/18/2011 - 9:55pm.
85% of this song, verse and chorus, is three chords (E B A). The break is four chords (A F#m C#m B). Any high schooler with a piano could write the song in 5 mins tops. The rest is just fluffy production.
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well, sure, but... look at her bangs, and she wears trendy clothing.. *squeal*... she's a downright musician, i tell ya!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
85% of this song, verse and chorus, is three chords (E B A). The break is four chords (A F#m C#m B). Any high schooler with a piano could write the song in 5 mins tops. The rest is just fluffy production.
Something nice:
At least she doesn't dress like a skank ho in her videos (and girlfriend is BUILT on top but does not exploit her *uh* 'assets').
Well, it's not a horrible song. Bob Dylan can't sing for shit either. lol
A friend of mine who is a entertainment attorney was one of the first to be brought onto this when Friday started to hit because the parents signed the crappiest contract. They wanted out of this contract and wanted to get rid of the ARK music company.
He said the parents (the mom especially) is a downright nut job. He said she literally thinks her daughter is a star and thinks she's the next Britney. All they were interested in how much money they could get instead of protecting their daughter.
The mom didn't care that her daughter was being skewered online. As we know, that poor 13 year old was only being known for how bad she was.
In the end, they went through multiple lawyers because they didn't want to do what they said. They only wanted it their way.
You know what would be really cool?????? To see what she would sound like without the auto tune and all the other processing that makes her voice sound in tune and like a robot.
That was the longest Noxema commercial I've ever seen.
Submitted by Callie on Mon, 07/18/2011 - 5:56pm.
...She hasn't waited for shit. And if you peak at 13 good luck with the other 87.
^^^THIS.
It's a real shame that her "moment" came when she was 13....now what's she gonna do with the rest of her life?
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Waiting for the inevitable, "Yes, I Suck" People cover.
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they autotuned her face as well by blowing the whites up so high that you can't see shit for features
No, really...is she on Valium?
She always looks so...not there.
if this song was a few tunes faster it would have been no different than a Britney song, who btw still sings how people are jealous of her and paparazzi hunt her down when we don't even give a shit,
So when is she releasing her memoirs?
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""There is no chicken or egg. It's molecular." - Lady Gaga
fail
I don't get the "waited for so long" for her moment aspect of this song. She's fucking 13 years old! She hasn't waited for shit. And if you peak at 13 good luck with the other 87.
She and Courtney Stoddard who waited her whole life (until 16) to lose her virginity need some rudimentary math lessons.