In a hospital suite somewhere in Manhattan, a newborn baby is learning about one of the world’s grossest mysteries for the very first time. I’m talking about the hairy barf ball on Donald Trump’s head. Because Donald’s oldest daughter Ivanka Trump birthed out her and her husband’s first baby in NYC yesterday. When Ivanka was born, Donald threw a “ka” after her mother’s name, Ivana, so I hoped she would do the same thing by naming her daughter Ivankaka. That didn’t happen. On Fox & Friends (via Gossip Cop) this morning, Donald gave up the name of his latest grandchild.
“I just left the hospital… The baby is beautiful and her name is Arabella Rose.”
“….and don’t worry, I saw the birth certificate. Ba da bump.”
Now, can we fast forward into the future to see the fried shit look on Jabba the Trump’s face when his granddaughter Arabella Rose announces that she and her lesbian lover Vivienne Rose O’Donnell have decided to name their first born Obama Rosie O’Donnell Trump.