Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

July 18, 2011 / Posted by:

This scholarly actor who likes to use his education to give him credibility, also loves the adoration from young college coeds. At a recent event, he invited three young freshman back to his hotel room after wowing them with his superior intellect. After an alleged night of hard partying, he sent the girls on their way but made sure they were escorted out of the hotel by security with threats that they were not able to set foot back into the hotel, or to try and contact the star in any way. (BuzzFoto)

James Franco? But who expects us to believe that James Franco was hard partying with female students. It’s not what you think. James sat them in a circle around him, read an excerpt from his upcoming book about James Franco by James Franco, then he showed them the self-portrait he made using the pubes that fell from his crotch naturally. James Franco eventually kicked them out after he got butthurt, because one of them dozed off when he sang an acoustic song about himself he wrote while watching a video of him sleeping on a pillow with his face on it. Those freshmen don’t understand art!

Which C-list actress was flying so high while on location at a small-town bar that she wet herself before making it to the bathroom? It was the talk of the sticks when the actress posed for pictures with fans during her shoot the following day. (Page Six)

Tara Reid, pees (Freudian typo) don’t ever EVER ever leave us.

Which newly single actress/pop star’s plans to relocate to NYC to be with her new actor beau have hit a major snag? Her baby-daddy is so furious he’s vowed to fight her tooth and nail to keep their son on the West Coast. (Blind Gossip)

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz? But shouldn’t phrase should really be “fight her chin and nail.”

What famous photo agency with their very own gossip website has been giving free coke to Brooke Mueller? (CDAN)

I don’t know, but I’m sure Lindsay Lohan will take Brooke’s coke allowance now that she’s laid up in rehab.

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