Betty White Is Not Going To The Marine Corps Ball
Betty White has officially broken the fragile heart of Sgt. Ray Lewis, the Marine who did one full pull up (ONE FULL PULL UP) in the video where he asked America's forever sweetheart to be his date to the Marine Corp Ball. Betty did the opposite of what Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis did by turning his ass down. Betty said thank you, but no thank you, when the L.A. Times asked if she was going. Bitch has to work!
"I am deeply flattered and truly appreciate the invitation. As everyone knows, I love a man in uniform ... but unfortunately I cannot accept, as I will be taping an episode of 'Hot in Cleveland.'
Love, Betty White."
So now a Marine will go to the ball alone where he'll sit in a darkened corner stroking the corsage he made for Betty White out of Werther's Originals while fighting back lonely tears as the terrorists take to the streets carrying victory flags with Betty White's face on 'em. Nope. Still don't hate her. And now can we be done with all these damn invites? (Unless, a Marine is planning to invite a Kardashian only so that he can get her on stage and under a bucket full of pig's blood. If that's the case, carry on.)
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Maybe he should ask Slappy White.
Good for her!!!! As I said yesterday she is an old woman (bless) and doesn't need the stress of flying across the country so some stunt queen can get his 15 minutes of fame
this was so stupid... what a moron!!
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I guess it's best to end a relationship the same way you start it: absolutely fucking tanked. MK 6/11
He was dumb for asking Betty's ass anyway... now this shit is hopefully over.
Submitted by Whatever on Tue, 07/19/2011 - 6:06am.
yeah really...not to mention all the hot pieces of ass he could have asked, he asked...Betty White?
maybe he just really liked The Golden Girls when he was a kid and is really kitschy...LMAO.
that's suspect. O_o
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 07/19/2011 - 7:06am.
It has to stop somewhere, I mean using the Marine corp to guilt people into coming to your stupid ball is a shitty thing to do anyway.
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This. This whole "asking a celebrity out" thing was starting to open a door that is tough to close.
Can't hate on her for this. Bitch has gotta work.
good. Enough with this nonsense already.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
THAT'S RACIST!
And this guy is a little late on the Betty White thing. That happened a while ago already, hon.
Whamo- agreed. It's kinda like when people call lottery winners and ask them to give them money or they'll kill themselves, but with less dancing and more self-inflicted harm involved. Actually, it's not at all like that, but still...LOL
It has to stop somewhere, I mean using the Marine corp to guilt people into coming to your stupid ball is a shitty thing to do anyway.
BETTY WHITE HATES THE TROOPS!!!
LOL
Meh, this ahole is just asking her for kitsch value, not because he's a real fan. I would have rejected his dumb ass too.
REJECTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"Let them measure my anus and see if it is dilated."
Her shitty sitcom is more important than securing legendary status as America's grandma?
Whateva. I'm sure the producers of the show would have hated the publicity her appearing at the ball would have generated.
Bea Arthur 4eva!
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twerk those stumps!
Why did he want to invite such an old lady? She probably can't dance for 2 seconds without getting winded.
No Jungle Fever for Betty.
Submitted by Meatblocks on Mon, 06/27/2011 - 12:16pm.
suckandfuck and raul are like the goofus and gallant of sick humor.
the best.
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She turned him down niclely
I really wish a gay guy had asked Justin. It seems like he put Mila on the spot to accept the original invitation.
Submitted by Forever21 on Mon, 07/18/2011 - 10:15pm.
How are these dates organized do these celebs give the marines their numbers and hotel info so they can pick them up or do they just meet at the ball?
The celebrities are brought to Guantanamo Bay where the ball is held and greased up. After that each celebrity is assigned a team of Marines and the Ball begins.
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Justin would have attended just for the chance to get at some of that black Marine sizemeat!
He should have asked Phyllis Diller. She'd be down.
And I would pay good money to see Kim K get the Carrie pig blood special, lol.
Submitted by Datura on Mon, 07/18/2011 - 8:34pm.
That was a classy refusal. I would have said, "Fuck no, I'm not going! I'm old as hell!"
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Lmao! THIS^
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**reports Betty White and her RACIST name**
Yeah, this shit was totally getting boring.
How mean. I thought Betty was nicer then that.
Ask Dean McDermott as your back-up, just to famewhore this dumb fucking thing into the very ground.
He looks like a total doofus.
If he had been a studly, hunky dude instead of this Erkel looking dork I bet she would have accepted.
A woman can still have 'discriminating taste' in men well into her adult diaper years.
Team Betty. If I'm gonna break a hip, it better be for a hunka hunka burnin' love.
DivasGone on Mon, 07/18/2011 - 9:38pm.
She tooootally would've put out too ....
LOL!
A lil' fresh cocoa in her geriatric milk of magnesia eh?
PERVERT!
hahahaha
She tooootally would've put out too ....
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Mon, 07/18/2011 - 9:33pm.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 07/18/2011 - 9:31pm.
I thought they stopped counting after so many sins? It's all or nothing, right?
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all or nothin', buddy!... i'm with ya, and i travel with booze!!
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 07/18/2011 - 9:31pm.
I thought they stopped counting after so many sins? It's all or nothing, right?
Maybe this will stop now.
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Mon, 07/18/2011 - 9:28pm.
Let's just say Betty already welcomed home plenty of Marines after WW I.
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heeheehee!... goin' straight to hell for that one!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Let's just say Betty already welcomed home plenty of Marines after WW I.
NOBODY puts BETTY in a corner!!!!!!!!
That, and she's not a complete idiot. You don't accept dates from random ass guys on the Internet. Even marines can turn out to be psychos.
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I have yet to meet a sane ex Marine.
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Well at least no one can call her easy!
Enough Marine & Celebrity invites please.
But I do dare any member of the Military, to invite Casey Anthony to a Ball. Since she likes dancing so much i'm sure she'll be honored.
That was a classy refusal. I would have said, "Fuck no, I'm not going! I'm old as hell!"
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
Good. That shit was a pathetic ploy for attention anyway.
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Betty's mellowing.
I expected something along the lines of, "As everyone knows, I love a man in uniform, and I'm totally down with the swirl..."
Maybe the new trend will end now. OT: damn I'm hungry!
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Menage a NO! NO! NO!-MK
What a classy way for her turn down the invitation. As far as I know, she hasn't even considered dating another man since the death of her husband Allen Ludden. She truly believed they were soulmates and he will be waiting for her when she goes to heaven. While I don't doubt the scheduling conflict, I believe that is the real reason she turned down the date.
That, and she's not a complete idiot. You don't accept dates from random ass guys on the Internet. Even marines can turn out to be psychos.
How are these dates organized do these celebs give the marines their numbers and hotel info so they can pick them up or do they just meet at the ball?
<"Unless, a Marine is planning to invite a Kardashian only so that he can get her on stage and under a bucket full of pig's blood.">
Kris: "Red. I might have known you'd wear red."
Kim: "It's pink, momma."
Kris: "I can see your dirty pillows."
Kim: "Breasts. Their called breasts, momma."
Kris: "No. I meant your fat ass."
"Golden Girls" fans know she turned him down because she thinks he's a pharmacist. It happened.
Heart breaking old bitch
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