Another Day, Another Video Of A Marine Asking A Celebrity To Their Ball
A marine asked Mila Kunis to the ball, and she said yes. A marine asked Justin Timberlake to the ball, and he said yes. Now Sgt. Ray Lewis is giving mouth-to-mouth to a dead horse by asking international treasure and the Internet's grandma Betty White to his Marine Corp Ball (which will soon be called "The Celebwhore (and a couple of marines) Corp Ball" in November. This is what it looks like when two dying memes each get an extra breath from a defibrillator pad. I think I speak for everybody when I type, THIS NEED TO STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I believe we should all support our troops by dancing at, on and around their balls, because it's our duty as American to do so, but enough is enough. All these video invitations are inspiring me to submit a video to the Make-A-Wish Foundation's needy homo division where I ask Mah Boo to escort me to my Marine Corp Ball (aka a bunch of stuffed animals wearing various military outfits) in my apartment, and I'm sure that's not what they wanted.
Betty White is trying to have a peaceful BenGay bubble bath, but she can't because she has to sashay out of her step-in bath tub every time the Internet calls on her. That being said, I hope Betty goes and I hope this is the end of shit like this.
It's getting to the point where a fame whoring fat roach like Kim Kardashian is going to try to get in on the action by asking to corp a marine's balls on YouTube.