Another Day, Another Video Of A Marine Asking A Celebrity To Their Ball
A marine asked Mila Kunis to the ball, and she said yes. A marine asked Justin Timberlake to the ball, and he said yes. Now Sgt. Ray Lewis is giving mouth-to-mouth to a dead horse by asking international treasure and the Internet's grandma Betty White to his Marine Corp Ball (which will soon be called "The Celebwhore (and a couple of marines) Corp Ball" in November. This is what it looks like when two dying memes each get an extra breath from a defibrillator pad. I think I speak for everybody when I type, THIS NEED TO STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I believe we should all support our troops by dancing at, on and around their balls, because it's our duty as American to do so, but enough is enough. All these video invitations are inspiring me to submit a video to the Make-A-Wish Foundation's needy homo division where I ask Mah Boo to escort me to my Marine Corp Ball (aka a bunch of stuffed animals wearing various military outfits) in my apartment, and I'm sure that's not what they wanted.
Betty White is trying to have a peaceful BenGay bubble bath, but she can't because she has to sashay out of her step-in bath tub every time the Internet calls on her. That being said, I hope Betty goes and I hope this is the end of shit like this.
It's getting to the point where a fame whoring fat roach like Kim Kardashian is going to try to get in on the action by asking to corp a marine's balls on YouTube.
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Ha! I just read Betty turned him DOWN!! Claiming conflicting schedules with Filming and the Ball.
Thats the beauty of being old. You can`t guilt an old bitch into NOTHING!!
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Ok, Poople. We get it. You're an ignorant racist.
ANYWAY, I hope Betty says yes!
Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Mon, 07/18/2011 - 10:41am.
Why is this video titled "Marine Rapper asks Betty White to Ball!!!" ?
WTF?
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Right? We're so advanced culturally - he's black and he's on Youtube - so he must be a rapper! Achally - he DID say that he was performing that night...but even then I assumed he meant comedy.
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Okay, I'm going to give this a go. MK, I'm not a Marine and I don't have tickets for a fancy ball, but you're welcome to come to my house any time as my dinner date to share some Kraft Dinner and a recently expired yogurt. Fingers crossed . . . hope this works.
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Poor Betty. She already gave at the Hollywood Canteen.
The Betty White thing is getting old and has always been a bit overdone and awkward, IMO. Yes, it was great that she hosted SNL, but the whole episode reeked of stupid ageist jokes. And now people just won't drop it. I feel that she's being used for others' amusement-it's just uncomfortable to watch. But I guess being able to work at her age comes with this strange price.
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LMFAO! These Marines not only have balls of steele (on top of an undying need for media attention), but they have a sense of humor too! I love it! GIT IT!!!!!!
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Submitted by Goldshift on Mon, 07/18/2011 - 2:02pm.
Justin, Mila and Betty HAVE to do it, the same way Marilyn Monroe HAD to "perform" for the U.S.O. shows.
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yeah, I don't see A-list talent being forced to perform at USO shows anymore like Bob Hope, Marlene Deitrich, MM and others had to. I think the best they got in Irak was Kathy Griffin and she is D-list by her own admission.
And I am with MK, the first invite was cute, but this is getting ridiculous now.
"Let them measure my anus and see if it is dilated" - Father Andrés
"A hole's a hole as long as there's a little heat in there." - suckandfuck
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Justin, Mila and Betty HAVE to do it, the same way Marilyn Monroe HAD to "perform" for the U.S.O. shows.
And another reason these Marines are being selfish attention whoring assholes: Mila, Justin and Betty White all have jobs to do and while they are rich and famous and can give up a days work for some good PR it is all the crew that will suffer. If the star isn't there to film, nobody can film that day and the crew won't get paid that day.
I was against this to begin with. I don't like the idea of publicly guilting people into doing shit. It puts the celeb in the position of having to rearrange their schedule or look like a jerk. But this is going WAY too far, Betty White is an old woman and it really doesn't seem fair to make her fly out somewhere just so this jackass can get some internet fame. Being in the armed forces doesn't take minimize the attention whorishness of this shit.
Well, at least this marine has decent taste for asking Betty White. really wasnt interested in the other two but tjhos would totally be hot. go get it Betty White!!!
Now look, I'm not gonna get in to the whole military thing, I got in to it with this dude in the army. He's 20, a "Juggalo" and a "soldier", a drone, and still believes he's fighting for our "freedom." Nough said. Yet when I informed him, the majority of the freedom's we faught to get were from our OWN COUNTRY, and really our freedom hasn't been threatened from another country since the 1800s, I mean if anything it'd be security or safety...Which I'd love to know how they are doing that in another country? HERRO! And Native Americans got their freedoms taken away by the supposed people who are now descended from a nation who took it AWAY a few 100 years ago, but WHATEVER...He proceeded to tell me, I needed to be dropped in a 3rd world country and "Fight" for my freedom for not agreeing with him, which I proceeded to tell him, it's called freedom, and that involves you fighting for people to express their opinions regardless of them agreeing with you PERSONALLY OR NOT. And some of my people were here first. I don't have to fight for shit. Anyway, so don't get me started on the whole fighting for our freedom,so therefore we have honor their request because if you don't you're a douchebag! And if another person uses 9/11 as an example, I'm gonna lose it.
With that being said...I like that this dude Chose Betty White because Betty White is fucking Awesome and a Gilf.
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Fucking over it. Every random ass wants their 15 minutes. STOP it already.
Someone needs to ask Gary Busey out for drinks. I would
Goodness, this trend is getting ridiculous. Don't these guys have civilians to blow up or something?. Dumb, dumber and pretty stupid. What's next?. Meh.
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I vote this Marine for Hot Slut of the YEAR for asking a real class act like Betty White!! I think she was actually married to an Army guy once upon a time.
Just curious, do any other branches have balls or is it just the USMC? I have a couple friends on FB that have pics of them at those balls and they seem kinda boring to me....then again, you do have a bunch of Marines all in one room with alcohol included so it might not be so boring!
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I agree, it has to end. The guy marine was cute, the girl marine was brute, and rapper dude should scoot.
Sorry, couldn't help myself, but shizz is getting old and its time for the marines to return their attention to the comfort girls as in the old days.
@Stoney,
Just bustin your chops girlfriend! lol
If Betty shows up .. all other bitches just need to stay home. Betty rules it bitches.
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Well at least he asked someone interesting I want to say am annoyed by this, but I can't and it's not because he's a military guy. Anyone who thinks of asking Betty White before a Hollywood beauty (insert female name here) is cool in my book. Saying that this shit needs to stop it's getting ridiculous.
Out of the three, Betty White would be my choice as my date. She is FUNNY as hell!
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Why is this video titled "Marine Rapper asks Betty White to Ball!!!" ?
WTF?
They'll as anybody! I remember I met this guy at a club and that very same night he asked me to that shit! I said NO!
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Ok, whatever, Whamo! :P
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suckandfuck and raul are like the goofus and gallant of sick humor.
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Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 07/18/2011 - 9:14am.
So are tax-payers going to have to foot the bill for A-list security when this turns into a red carpet event?
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The military is security aren't they?
Security for Security? LOL
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Mon, 07/18/2011 - 9:18am.
hahahaha. You're very practical.
I'm waiting for the fakes to show up, inviting, say, Taylor Momsen to "perform at our barracks."
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And double yes - those one's will be way better! LOL! O if only they would invite Taylor but I really do think nobody knows who she is ha!
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Submitted by Slurpee on Mon, 07/18/2011 - 9:50am.
I'd pretty much go with any celeb who was willing to drive me and pay for my drinks.
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Submitted by Klutzy McFucktard on Mon, 07/18/2011 - 9:30am.
a fame whoring fat roach like Kim Kardashian
oooooooooooooooo. LMAO!!
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That's the perfect description of her. A fat cockroach that got an extreme makeover. But she's still a roach and needs to be sprayed with Raid.
I'd pretty much go with any celeb who was willing to drive me and pay for my drinks.
FUNNY POST. lafs lafs. And you are spot on about this needing to STOP pronto....or the next thing we're gonna see is Rupert Murdoch doing some kind of lame as YouTube video asking for donations for his legal fund, plus a date to the "ball" of anyone's choice.
Leave Betty alone with her animals. Girl knows how to please herself (tee hee).
Marines are famewhores.
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Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Mon, 07/18/2011 - 9:38am.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 07/18/2011 - 9:26am.
I am going to the Army surplus store today and buy some camo and then make a video to ask Jeremy Renner if he will escort me to some lame ass ball.
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Not if I get there first!
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HEY NOW! No fair! He's my pocket boyfriend and he WILL take me to the ball, or at least to a cheap motel. I am not picky at this stage.
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 07/18/2011 - 9:40am.
Submitted by guest on Mon, 07/18/2011 - 9:34am.
LMAO. Be sure to post the link. :D
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
I will make a youtube video and ask you MK to escort me to the next Metallica concert. I'm still in recovery 2 days later. Show was great.
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HA! I like this video!
Submitted by guest on Mon, 07/18/2011 - 9:34am.
Cuppy! LOL. I dare you to.
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He'd have to say yes! I am going to sport my uncles old vietnam dog tags, have a friend light some Black Cat firecrackers off in the background, in order to sound like I am in a hot zone, and play up the Hurt Locker aspect. My neighbors yard looks like the middle east right now, so that is where I will film this heart felt invite!
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.
Lol- you can always tell which celebrities MK really, genuinely despises- the Kardashians, Paris Hilton, Goopy. The hate practically drips from the page.
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 07/18/2011 - 9:26am.
I am going to the Army surplus store today and buy some camo and then make a video to ask Jeremy Renner if he will escort me to some lame ass ball.
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Not if I get there first!
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Cuppy! LOL. I dare you to.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by Anonymoussss on Mon, 07/18/2011 - 9:31am.
If Betty went, you just know she'd blow everyone else out of the water.
AMEN! Although I have to give this young man credit: he asked a *real* Hollywood figure, one with talent, class, and an ass-kicking sense of humor.
Are gays allowed at the balls? Waiting for someone to step up and ask a same sex person to the party.
Hmmm, I don't have a military ball to invite James Franco to. But, my cousin's b-day party is next weekend and it's sure to be another exercise in narcissistic over the top fuckery drenched in booze. Come do a documentary, honey. I'll hold your boom for you (wink wink nudge nudge).
If Betty went, you just know she'd blow everyone else out of the water.
a fame whoring fat roach like Kim Kardashian
oooooooooooooooo. LMAO!!
LAME
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Submitted by kate773 on Thu, 06/23/2011 - 11:06am.
I am going to the Army surplus store today and buy some camo and then make a video to ask Jeremy Renner if he will escort me to some lame ass ball.
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.
It's gonna be a real hoot if Betty White says NO.
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