Afternoon Crumbs
Vanessa Hudgens is going for that Oscar by embracing the ugly to play a butch homeless teen who sort of looks like my second boyfriend. But importantly, would you hit? “OH GOD YES!,” said Zac Efron for the first time ever – Cityrag
Owling looks more like Prairie Dogging – Popoholic
I’m not trying to start shit (yes, I am), but is Shiloh working the Rachel? – Lainey Gossip
It’s nice to see that a little thing called “divorcing a Brady” is not keeping Adrianne Curry from putting her tits on Twitter – Hollywood Tuna
Delores Delago backpedals her wheelchair into Lady Caca’s good graces – Towleroad
Becks wears his heart on his shoes – Popsugar
Kunty Karl wearing his finest “death eaters who lunch” ensemble – Hollywood Rag
I would say that The Dark Knight teaser trailer needs more Catwoman, but am I really ready to witness Anne Hathaway trying to purr? – Just Jared
Sophie Monk still exists (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Natalie Portman’s leased piece should never do this again – Celebitchy
It seems like everybody but my ass went to see The Pooter of Harry this weekend – ICYDK
Tori Spelling’s kid is a little Ke$ha and a little Maddox – SOW
Err. Well…I guess the fan is pretty? – I’m Not Obsessed
Stephanie Seymour’s son really loves hanging out with his mom – The Superficial
The sexiest runaway bride ever – The Daily What
Where was a speeding semi when we all really needed one? – The Berry
DJ Samro can retire now – OMG Blog
Too much beauty for one frame – Crunk + Disorderly