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July 17, 2011 / Posted by:

Chicago’s 26-foot tall Marilyn Monroe statue that will air its white steel panties out until Spring 2012!

At Pioneer Court on Friday afternoon, artist Seward Johnson officially unveiled the 34,000 pound steel and aluminum sculpture inspired by Marilyn Monroe’s subway grate scene from The Seven Year Itch. Thank you to Chicago for FINALLY giving this country a gigantic ass sculpture that will turn kids, memaws, dogs and everybody else into perverted upskirt gawking peeping toms. And another thanks to Chicago for giving homeless junkies and drunk hornies some steel crinkle crotch to rub their dicks to when they need masturbation inspiration. Even though it looks more like Marilyn Manson in the face than Marilyn Monroe, this shit is still a wonderful addition to the city! Just think of all nasty hos who will pose under Marilyn with their faces up and their tongues sticking out.

And I for one can’t wait until Seward starts working on the 26-foot tall statue inspired by Paul Newman’s towel scene from The Prize. A humongous replica of a cinema legend’s crotch, that’s what art truly is.

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