Facing a lynch mob of hos who really need to take a sign making class from Miss Calm Down Dee, Casey Anthony did the free bitch stroll out of a Florida jail house a little after midnight this morning. Casey and her lawyer Jose Baez got into an SUV and drove to the nearest movie theater showing Sarah Palin’s documentary The Undefeated since even the crazies who are out for her head won’t dare step in there. No, TMZ reports that the twinkle in Nancy Grace’s eye is putting the HO in Ohio this morning. It’s reported that a private plane carrying Crazey Anthony landed in Columbus, Ohio a few hours ago.
The best part of Casey’s walk of no-shame out of jail is the sound of all her witch hunters screaming out boos, because I’m sure that’s the same sound Nancy Grace hears when she walks into her twins’ nursery in the morning.
I don’t know why Casey wanted to get out of prison so badly. The crazy bitch had it made in there. Dumb fucktards sent her money and I doubt anybody screwed with her out of fear that her application for a job at the prison nursery would eventually get accepted. The media is going to find out where she’s living and once that happens a steaming pile of hot shit will never leave her front lawn (aka Nancy Grace will permanently relocate her show to Casey’s front lawn). Bitch is fucked.
Speaking of fucked bitches, is it just me or would you not be surprised if Casey pops out a smug-faced Baez Baby in nine months. Seriously, the look on both of their faces as they walked to the SUV is the same “I’m gonna git some face” I make when I get an e-mail saying that my membership to Corbin Fisher has been renewed. No, I’m totally wrong. Obviously, Casey’s first post-jail romantic moment will be on an episode of Blind Date with Joran van der Sloot.