Mila Kunis said the word I long to hear when I propose marriage to my Anderson Cooper paper doll after Sgt. Scott Moore got on YouTube to ask her to be his date to the Marine Corp Ball in North Carolina in November. But then Access Hollywood’s Billy Bush, the Howdy Doody wooden puppet that was brought to life by the blue fairy, said that it wasn’t going to happen because Mila’s schedule won’t allow it. During a press conference for No Friends with Attached Benefits (or whatever the hell that shit is called), Mila said Billy is lying and that she will go to the ball with Sgt. Scott in November.
Mila’s co-star Justin Timberlake also verbally RSVP’d to the invitation from Corporal Kelsey De Santis to go to the Marine Corp Ball with her in DC. Corporal Kelsey took a page out of Sgt. Scott’s book by asking Justin to her ball in November. Justin awkwardly said he’d go if his schedule allows it.
So basically, two of the stars of Friends with Benefits are going to a Marine Corp Ball in November, which is probably around the same time that shit comes out on DVD. An unplanned publicity stunt that Uncle Sam can and will salute to. Don’t bother any of the producers of Friends with Benefits this weekend, because they’ll be too busy jacking it over this.
But what I want to know is, out of all the Friends with Benefits cast members why did Sgt. Scott and Corporal Kelsey go with Justin and Mila? Patricia Clarkson is in that shit! Patricia Clarkson! Why didn’t she get any invites? Fuck to the hell. Unlike Mila and Justin, Patricia will dry freak on the dance floor and let everyone do a bald eagle teardrop shot out of her naval. In the wise of Vivian from Pretty Woman: BIG MISTAKE! HUGE!
And in case you haven’t seen it, here’s Corporal Kelsey’s invitation to Justin.