Hot Slut Of The Day!

July 16, 2011 / Posted by:

Dee Gruenig, the Samantha Jones of arts + crafts since she has a craftgrasm, spongegasm and every other kind of gasm when she starts crafting. Dee (or “Calm Down Dee” as I’m sure most of her friends call her) is a huge bright shining star in the rubber stamp world, but after watching this video I have a feeling that she really spooges for sponges! When Dee isn’t begging people going into Michael’s to please please please pick up some sponges for her (since Michael’s permanently banned her after that infamous “sponge orgy in aisle 6” incident of 2009), you can find homegirl freaking the hell out over rainbow sponges in her craft room. If you need SpongeBob, he’ll be in his bunk…with this video.

THE VIRGIN EDGE! OHMYGOSH THE WIGGLES! GASP! THREE SIZES! THE SQUEEZING! PURE SPONGES! YES! ZIG ZAGS! AAAAAAH! IT IS SO HARD TO STOP! If Dee’s voice was about 3 octaves higher and there was the sound of the bathroom faucet running in the background (so nobody could hear my ass), that’s what my 11-year-old self sounded like when I discovered pillow masturbation for the first time.

Spongeing really is that serious. Dee should add a drop of spermicide to her paints so she doesn’t pop out a litter of spongebabies in 9 months. Other than that, get your sponge on, Dee!

via Reddit (Thanks to Michael, Cary and DB for sending this in)

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