Elin Nordegren Is Getting On Rachel Cuchitel’s Leftovers

July 16, 2011 / Posted by:

Elin Nordegren thought it was weird that her new billionaire boyfriend’s crotch smells like salmon jerky, Ambien and whore. And now she knows why. Elin is currently dating businessman Jamie Dingman who used to live with Tiger Woods’ main mistress Rachel Uchitel in Miami. Nothing says “true love” like licking the stank of your ex-husband’s ex-side piece off of your new boyfriend’s peen.

Rachel tells TMZ that she screwed on Jamie for a while, but left him to become the full-time head of Tiger’s harem. Rachel says that Jamie wasn’t too upset about it and even joked that he’ll just date Elin. Now his joke has become real-life.

Just because Jamie’s sexed on Rachel in the past doesn’t mean that Elin shouldn’t marry him, divorce him and then throw the bag full of half his fortune in the vault where she keeps the gold bars she got from Tiger. If all of used that dating logic, we’d have no one to fuck! Because Rachel’s cuchi not only tells all, but it’s been on all too.

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