Another Real Housewives Divorce
In a move that even Alison the Slycic's e-cig could've predicted, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' Taylor Armstrong has dropped divorce papers in the lap of her cunt-hearted creeper husband Russell Armstrong after 6 years of marriage. Russell is going broke and it's obvious to everyone that Taylor only married him for his cash, so she's doing what every gold digger should do when her shovel comes up empty: bitch is packing up her pool noodle lips and getting out of there.
Out of fear that the gallons of collagen in her lips will burn off from all the quivering it does while she cries about how empty her husband's checking account is, Taylor Lipstrong tells People that she has decided to leave his ass for good.
"It was a difficult decision but I have decided to file for divorce from Russell. Although we have tried our best to work out our differences, I have come to the conclusion that it is in the best interest of our family that we separate. Together we are the proud parents of a sweet and wonderful little girl and she remains my number one priority. I am sad for my marriage to come to an end, but am confident that this is the right choice for all involved."
Taylor is a superficial, puppy-hating, annoying gnat that looks like she just crawled out of a vat of acid in Gotham City, but Russell is just ugh. I don't know how she boned that shit. Russell probably prints out a really complex Excel spreadsheet, tapes it to the headboard and licks it as he does Taylor missionary style. I just... No. But at least, Taylor will soon be free to marry her real love:
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This one, on the other hand is what I imagine Sally the Ragdoll would look like if she escaped Halloween Town, hitched a ride to LA from a 65 year old retired pimp in exchange for angry handy-j's, bleached her hair and got collagen, breast implants, and a spray-tan.
"Satchels of Gold."
If he is anything like he seemed on the show, I would have run a long time before the wedding! What a lump of nothing!
He looks like David Cross mated with Jon Lovitz. She looks like a skeleton that has fake skin stretched too tight across the face.
I'll take Taylor over Camille anyday....
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Maybe he is the smarter one- he declared bankrupt knowing she would run faster than Rachael UchItellALL to tiger's peen! Imagine his horror if her face looks like that made up, what it looks like in the morning!
she is very proud of her anorexia...it does NOT look good. She is a sad case. I watched a lot of the housewives, and she proved herself to be extremely manipulative and filled to the brim with "victim mentality". She claimed to care about domestic violence, having suffered it herself. If she were smart (which she is not)...she would have her lips deflated and devote her life to her child and her cause. She won't do this, however, she is a narcissist who wants tons of attention.
I'm not surprised that they are getting a divorce. I watched a few episodes of this show; I just could not get past her lips. When looking at her face, all I could see were those lips and that wasn't a good thing. ________________________________________________
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i'm with catscratch. people seem think being a "gold digger" is somehow more morally reprehensible than marrying a bony blow up doll in a blonde wig for no other than reason than you like to bone bony blow up dolls in blonde wigs - intellect and personality be damned! Seems to me that gold-digger is the smarter and more rational of the two in that equation.
I find her face, especially her mouth area very disturbing. Horrifying, actually.
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Submitted by Dantronic on Sat, 07/16/2011 - 3:07pm.
I think they're wearing each other's teeth!
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HAHAHAHAHA!!! LMAO!!!!!
Given that she wasted a small country's gross income on a birthday party that her kid didn't even enjoy, I don't give a shit.
Team Lisa and Adrienne! I love those ladies!
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She needs to pack up them teefs and go back to Oklahoma
I thought he declared bankruptcy a while ago, not sure what she would get now.
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The cotton candy scene in all it's glory. Near the end of the season she inhaled a hamburger that no human should have been able to swallow.
She is a vapid, disgusting, poser that so wants to be viewed as this sophisticated lady. This cunt is just as bad as Parasite Hilton. I love that she is getting a divorce! She won't get any money from him!!
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No offense but their kid is ugly.
These mind numbing reality shows...I don't know, the banality of it all, the vapid, toxic existences - both the "players" and the viewers...it all has a "Fahrenheit 451" ring and tone to it all.
She is beyond hideous. Who could stand waking up to a face like that every day? On top of that, all she does is whine. HE should have been the one to divorce HER. IMO he's lucky to be rid of her worthless a**.
She's got those chattering toy teeth that run across the table. S'pose it amuses her kid.
How do we know he's going broke? How did I miss this?
Holy shit she is fugly, wow. And I thought I was ugly, eek.
Who the hell is she?
I still don't see the fascination with these reality shows of any housewives. Seems to me they try too hard to be like the characters on Desperate Housewives television show.
I think they're wearing each other's teeth!
Poor guy is going to have a hell of a time finding a new gold digger. NOT.
Dear lord her mouth scares me. I thing it unhinges like a snake!
So full of shit her bug eyes are brown.
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GloomAndDoom Dear lord her mouth scares me. I thing it unhinges like a snake!
What is that thing in the sunglasses?
"pool noodle lips" Oh MK, you are just the cat's meow for giving me my chuckles for the day.
I'm wondering who Taylor's new piece is. No self respecting golddigger jumps ship before she already has a new benefactor in place. Personally I always thought she was a closet lesbian and that's how she was able to tolerate sex with Russell.
Never watched this but saw on dlisted the clip of alison fraud dubois blowing smoke ha.
Taylor (ugh how I hate that trashy name) looks emotionally unstable/brittle. Like it doesn't take much to overwhelm her and make her cray cray.
I don't know why people watch these kinds of shows, with spoiled stupid housewives all over the country. And what the hell is wrong with this woman's mouth?? How can you even smile like that?
who cares about any of these wastes of oxygen? I REALLY CANT understand how people can watch those Real Housewives shows, do people like being bored and irritated that much?
Who the fuck is this bitch?
What the fuck did she do to her goddamned face?
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Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Sat, 06/25/2011 - 8:13am.
Ziggy, I hope you fall off your soap box. Then people will pay attention... to the green alien blood.
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While Taylor is a real trip, Russell comes across as emotionally abusive. Even though she's a total twat, I almost felt sorry for her at times. She's fairly benign when you compare her to Camille or Kyle.
People always lash out at the gold-digger in these scenarios but you can't tell me a man of his caliber wouldn't know he's being played. He's a willing victim who's intentions are just as superficial, she's his trophy wife.
It's so gross, what kind of a cold person would marry into a relationship like that? Even if I married a guy for his money we'd AT LEAST have to like each other and have chemistry. FUCK.
Taylor is chain-beaten ugly.
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.
lol@ mike and joe shmoe. Couldn't have happened to a creepier couple.
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I can't stand that goofy, vapid bitch.
Submitted by mike on Sat, 07/16/2011 - 12:55pm.
Glad to see there's someone out there who feels the same way I do.
*waves at new soul mate*
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This is no surprise as this was one of the creepiest couples on TV. The fact that they produced offspring is horror enuf...but the Alice in Wonderland kiddie party was something that would even give David Lynch nightmares!
She is annoying as shit and as needy as they come. His Asperger`s ass probably can`t relate to a 10th of what she is blabbing about.
But what am I saying, look at this happy smile... I m sure this is all one big misunderstanding.
*snort*
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Submitted by dirty sancho on Sat, 07/16/2011 - 12:25pm.
All I can say about this is never ever trust a person who shows their bottom teeth when they smile.
Sorry I didn't see this before I typed my my comment. I know nothing about you other than we are soul mates.
What? She didn't ask that everyone respect their privacy in this difficult time?
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She is a nut case.
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.