Strut Strut Struttin' That Ass

Here's Ryan Gosling struttin' his ass away from a bunch of gawkers who are ooh-ing and aah-ing at how awesome it is that every time they watch the hipster ninja walk away, a song by a band they've never heard of plays in their head and their tongue suddenly feels like it just licked the foam off of a can of Pabst. Seriously, when Ryan struts, a wannabe hipster gets his first skinny jeans.

It was just a regular day in the life for Ryan Gosling in NYC yesterday. Ryan made like a moose face to the paps during an iced tea break and then posed for the default Facebook profile picture of a handful of fans. Meanwhile, Ryan's Benji dog rolled his eyes on the inside wishing that his owner would stop mean mugging at the paps so that they'd go away and he can caca on the sidewalk in peace without the world knowing what his shit looks like. Think of Benji dog for once, Ryan.

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Ryan Gosling • Struttin' That Ass

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Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 7:21pm.

He doesn't do anything for me either, but I prefer more Mediterranean looking guys.

The story about Gene Hackman is really funny.

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Submitted by Chola_ on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 8:39pm.

Im usually into tall white boys with outrageous amounts of tattoos (my fiancee) but I'd totally do this Ryan. mm mm mmmmm
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Chola,

Tall, dark hair, no tats, boys here (first fell in love with Spaniard uncle omfg; nevermind and shit). BUT, HEAR YOU on the mm mmmm. Hear you. *swoons off of imagination* Dear God, help us.

Submitted by Chola_ on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 7:09pm.

Im usually into tall white boys with outrageous amounts of tattoos (my fiancee) but I'd totally do this Ryan. mm mm mmmmm

Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 5:49pm.

GAHR! Double post.
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Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 5:52pm.

I love how the background peeps look like they're about to break out into a heavily choreographed song and dance number. Awesome.

"I'd be so embarrassed to approach a celebrity on the street. I saw Dustin Hoffman on the beach once. He caught me looking and gave me a friendly smile."

My mom met Gene Hackman in the early 80s in NYC and blurted out 'Wow, you're surprisingly tall. *pause* I loved 'The Conversation'". He smiled at her and said "So are you! (She's 5'10 in her bare feet and was wearing heels* I'm glad you liked the movie." She really thought he'd be a moody prick so was really taken aback that he was so pleasant.
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Submitted by loopygorilla on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 5:20pm.

never did anything for me... i found him too annoying i guess.

plus his gym work is wrong, he doesn't have good obliques at all, hence there is no V shape to his body. its just a straight up and down.

i bet ryan didnt wanna walk pass a hollister or abercrombie and fitch store, cuz those dudes would have put him to shame.

Submitted by becky n sydney on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 5:14pm.

The dog's prettier.

Submitted by hotpocket on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 5:09pm.

I kind of like him. He's not conventionally attractive, but he's got a swagger. A little like Ed Norton, in a way. Doable.

Submitted by sandyisdandy on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 4:52pm.

The difference between Gosling and other douchebags is that Gosling has a reason to be that confident. He can act circles around most younger people in films today. This isn't misplaced hubris; he justifies it by actually being great as his craft.

Submitted by Toner on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 4:37pm.

This douche does one movie and thinks he's a fucking diva.

Him and Shia Labeouf needs to go away forever.

Submitted by cprincess on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 4:21pm.

He very hot little boy-he looks like he'd get down on it and then of course he'd just split and you wouldn't hear from him for a while but i wouldn't give a fuck about that because Ive only got limited time available with the husband snapping at my heels..
Oh and bring doggy with you too Ryan -he can hang out with my 3….

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Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 4:12pm.

Uh oh. Looks like Ryan gots teh ghey.

Submitted by Daniee on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 3:21pm.

His dog is awesome!

Submitted by Wanted on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 3:07pm.

Oh look! his dog still has the body mohawk!!!! ITS IN

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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 2:41pm.

I like him a lot better onscreen than off but I'd still hump on it.

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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 2:40pm.

I like him a lot better onscreen than off but I'd still hit it like a badminton birdie.

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Submitted by stake_spike on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 2:36pm.

Do not get the love everyone has for this hipster douche.

Submitted by MyFingersHurt on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 2:35pm.

*swoon*

Love him.

Submitted by putas on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 1:26pm.

Inbred features but his swagger is all sorts of alpha so I forgive him. The loose tank is bad form though

Submitted by hoganbcmj on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 1:22pm.

He's been working out. His body looks great.

BUT ... I dunno, I get that he's cute, but his eyes are REALLY small and close together and he has a tiny little Japanese Anime mouth. I like my men to have bigger features and some lips you can really work with :)

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Submitted by ben_dover on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 1:21pm.

and gah damn it he is hotter than any other young male celeb but not as hot as brad pitt he'd be my younger lover and brad would be my older daddy lover mmmmm

*tell em get in line and kiss your ass MUAH!*

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Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 1:32pm.''I'd be so embarrassed to approach a celebrity on the street."same here. I don't care who they are, if i like them or not, I wouldn't go up and ask for a picture, interrupt their lunch, no less, or even ask for an autograph. Seeing them would be good enough. I don't get fanatics. *tell em get in line and kiss your ass MUAH!*

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Submitted by cripbabe on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 1:13pm.

sorry, but I think he's about as zexy as a slippery slope covered in ass lube. as in NOT. yes, I'm a straight, old woman - AND SO???

Submitted by NoMoreMangoForYou on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 1:13pm.

Submitted by chaka1 on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 2:26pm.
I would break that white boy and have him screaming for his mother...

He is hot!!!

Me too! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Submitted by RLF on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 1:13pm.

Those chicks and the one dude in the back are like so in love.

Submitted by Jana on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 1:07pm.

Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 1:32pm.

''I'd be so embarrassed to approach a celebrity on the street."

same here. I don't care who they are, if i like them or not, I wouldn't go up and ask for a picture, interrupt their lunch, no less, or even ask for an autograph. Seeing them would be good enough. I don't get fanatics.

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Submitted by chaka1 on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 12:56pm.

I would break that white boy and have him screaming for his mother...

He is hot!!!

Submitted by TyInTenn on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 12:54pm.

He could walk that dog straight through the middle of my house and I wouldn't care. He's a babe!

Submitted by the original be... on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 12:41pm.

@ Cara - Oh, you HAVE to see The Notebook.

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Submitted by Cara on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 12:29pm.

Never saw the Notebook, so no clue what that's all about. Did see him in Lars and the Real Girl and Blue Valentine and I enjoyed him in both. Don't care if he's a hipster or gay or a gay hipster, that's a hot piece of man meat right there. Haters gonna hate.

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Submitted by Sarah Smile on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 12:39pm.

The top one is so "Boy, boy, crazy boy...."

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Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 12:02pm.

He seems like an all right guy. He's got a ginormous ego but never heard of him being shitty to anyone.

He sets my gaydar off like a smoke alarm lately. I think he's embracing the ghey nowadays.

I'd be so embarrassed to approach a celebrity on the street. I saw Dustin Hoffman on the beach once. He caught me looking and gave me a friendly smile. Every few yards someone would try to talk to him. That must get weird after a while. He was completely polite and friendly to everyone, which was unexpected because I thought he'd be the moody type.

Submitted by fishsticksfan on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 11:54am.

That's some Zoolander shit up in there.

Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 11:45am.

Why is he clothed?
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Submitted by lora on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 11:35am.

VAG Boner!

Submitted by grapesoder on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 11:29am.

The hipster is strong with this one: he's had his dog's hair cut into a fauxhawk. Look: http://dlisted.com/node/42700/images/spl295984_021.jpg

Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 11:27am.

Submitted by kokoskitten on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 12:54pm.

I thought he was THE HOTTEST THING EVER a few years ago (and not because of The Notebook which I refuse to watch) but there is something extremely annoying and unlikeable about him these days.
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These are words that I feel an affinity towards. I hate this fucking shirt he is wearing too, it makes hipsters look very dirty, what the fuck is that shirt called? That old timey beach shit, is that what they wore to the beach in the 40s?

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suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

Submitted by kokoskitten on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 11:24am.

I thought he was THE HOTTEST THING EVER a few years ago (and not because of The Notebook which I refuse to watch) but there is something extremely annoying and unlikeable about him these days.

Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 11:23am.

RAWRR. Mama like.

I'll even overlook that ugly tatt but only for you, Sugah.

Submitted by Sexy Pants on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 11:13am.

Sexy Pants approves of this good-publicity stunt. I also always approve of anyone struttin' that ass.

Submitted by elanenergy on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 11:13am.

I love Ryan...and Benji...and his ridiculous pap faces.

My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.

Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 11:12am.

Meh, if you've seen one Ax commercial you've seen them all. Any douche can get the chicks, we get it.

Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 11:10am.

*checks privates for tingles*

Nope. Nothing. Stunt-Queen.

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Submitted by Sarah Smile on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 11:09am.

The top one is so "Boy, boy, crazy boy...."

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