Guess Who Needs Coffee?

July 15, 2011 / Posted by:

I know, I know. This is a half-assed (or pear-assed in this case) Guess Who?, but blame Jennifer Love Hewitt for sucking at hiding her SANS FARDS face behind her purse and not providing us with a proper Guess Who?. I don’t know why she suddenly sucks at hiding since she’s been hiding her talents for years. (I don’t mean that. JLove’s busted Nancy Sinatra drag act in American Dreams was and still is a gift.) JLove did the awkward purse raise like an HSN host trying to peddle handbags at 3am while shopping for stuff in Studio City, CA yesterday.

The pained look on JLove’s face could be mistaken for “My purse just farted!” face or, “My Vajazzle rash itches!” face, or “For why can’t I keep a man? I will even give him this purse as a dowry!” face, but it’s none of those. JLove’s shirt says it all. That’s the same look we all make when we’ve got the hard shits. Constipated face! JLove is letting the world know that her bowels need some java lube. Thanks, JLove!

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