Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

How would you like to be married to someone for a few years and have sex only a handful of times. Well, that is exactly the type of marriage a former A list movie actress and Academy Award winner/nominee has with her celebrity husband. They do always seem a little strained. Maybe a quickie would help. (CDAN)

Two things: Isn’t this how most marriages play out and how the hell do they know? Did they hear it straight from the horse’s vagina? Or in this case, the fish’s vagina, because I’m going to go with Chris Martin and Fishsticks Paltrow? He’s a big cunt and she’s always got her head up her ass, so that makes it hard for them to do it. Not worth the effort. If this is them, it explains everything.

This A list singer recently broke up with her celebrity boyfriend because she was cheating on him and he found out. Hey, it happens and probably not blind item worthy. However, it is who she was cheating on him with that caused all the drama. Lets just say the entire world would freak out if they knew this singer was having sex with this other singer. Oh yeah, this will be revealed. Don’t you worry about that. (CDAN)

Let’s just say it’s Charo and Tom Jones, and not RiRi and Chris Brown.

This famous celebrity designer was at a dinner party the other night on the East Coast with other rich and powerful and when a hair was found in his food, he threw the plate, dinner and all, at the waiter who ended up not pressing charges, but needing stitches. (BuzzFoto)

Kunty Karl only eats hair, so it’s not him. Tom Ford’s only disciplinary action of choice is a dignified slap to the face with a leather glove, so it’s not him either. Diddy by default!