I don’t know how or why this happened, but for the past few days Prison Break’s Dominic Purcell and 90210’s Annalynne McCord have been canoodling, handnoodling, mouthnoodling, crotchnoodling and doing every other kind of noodling all over Los Angeles. 41-year-old Dom, who is a father of quatro, got a divorce 3 years ago and 24-year-old (tomorrow) Annalynne recently pushed her chocha away from giant muscle Kellan Lutz. And now Dom and Annalynne are the couple that random purged up.
Everybody’s gotta feed their genitals and put dick on the table, so the only thing I can hate on for now is Dom’s battle against the hot. Staches and undermouth clit buffers work for some, but it doesn’t work for Dom. Dude looks like a trust fund hipster trying to look like a Midwestern gas station clerk who masturbates into taxidermy boxes. It’s not working. Dom needs to get into some shave love and let his octagon jaw be great!
Here’s more of random’s favorite couple of the week hugging on the ho stroll after Annalynne got bikini egged on the set of 90210.