Lincoln From Prison Break And Eden From Nip/Tuck Are Doing It

I don't know how or why this happened, but for the past few days Prison Break's Dominic Purcell and 90210's Annalynne McCord have been canoodling, handnoodling, mouthnoodling, crotchnoodling and doing every other kind of noodling all over Los Angeles. 41-year-old Dom, who is a father of quatro, got a divorce 3 years ago and 24-year-old (tomorrow) Annalynne recently pushed her chocha away from giant muscle Kellan Lutz. And now Dom and Annalynne are the couple that random purged up.

Everybody's gotta feed their genitals and put dick on the table, so the only thing I can hate on for now is Dom's battle against the hot. Staches and undermouth clit buffers work for some, but it doesn't work for Dom. Dude looks like a trust fund hipster trying to look like a Midwestern gas station clerk who masturbates into taxidermy boxes. It's not working. Dom needs to get into some shave love and let his octagon jaw be great!

Here's more of random's favorite couple of the week hugging on the ho stroll after Annalynne got bikini egged on the set of 90210.

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Submitted by bornagainChristian on Sat, 07/16/2011 - 6:37am.

Wonder how much her agency/agent are paying her to plug this guys career?? Does no one 'get' that these are arranged to make the paps go nuts and get the rumors out there just for name recognition?? OTHERWISE this would be GROSS on a new level.

Submitted by Winnyfranfran on Sat, 07/16/2011 - 5:53am.

That moustache looks drawn on. And what she is doing in #8? Is that supposed to be acting? hahahahahaha! Thanks MK for the laughs this Saturday morning.

Submitted by almostfamous88 on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 9:17pm.

This chick doesn't bother me...not sure about the old dude with 4 kids shit but she's just riding him for a little while - no harm as long as she doesn't catch something or get pregnant

Submitted by becky n sydney on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 5:06pm.

Why is she looking so smug about picking up a homeless guy?

Submitted by Snarf on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 4:12pm.

Guess this means she's moved on from Kellan Lutz, if not up.

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Shiitake happens...

Submitted by Whatever on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 1:34pm.

She can do better then this guy.

Submitted by Cara on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 12:34pm.

Whoever invented the unlaced combat boot look, can we just stop that now? I mean, when Jaden Smith does it, you know the time has come to just put that look to rest.

Submitted by Stan Hooper on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 12:14pm.

Man, if I was 24 again with that smoking body that last man i would consider is one of 41.

sorry..too old. no offense to anyone.

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Submitted by cprincess on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 11:48am.

sorry -who are these people?

"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"

Submitted by El Bastardo on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 11:15am.

Main pic. Is that a dick trying to escape her skirt?

Also, pull those turd coloured denims up, shave that moustache and lip hair off, take that stupid hat off and grow up. You're 41 not 21.
Yep, I'm grown and mature.

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Submitted by gladyslove on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 11:19pm.
You name should be El Retardo.

Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 11:00am.

DON'T.SLAP.IT.IDIOT.

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Submitted by Haribo on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 11:00am.

a 41 yo, divorced father of quatro?! WTF! as if there were no other guys (younger and hotter) available.

'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'

Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 11:00am.

*a piece of my heart blackens*

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 10:37am.

Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 11:21am.
dick-slapping (seriously, the hell?)
and facials (sorry, but the origins of that are 100% misogynistic)

Dick-slapping is hilarious, but I'm pretty flummoxed by facials. It's just before the facials that I stop watching; does nothing for me.

Like EEG's list, spitting is definitely #1 on my list of turn-offs in hetero porn.
2. Anything involving a dick going from ass to mouth. Just no.
3. I hate when they're doing doggystyle and there is no contact between the people fucking other than the dick being inside. It looks "clinical" or "sanitised"... or something.

Submitted by tonicbitch on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 10:28am.

I always laugh when the guy dickslaps the girl on the forehead. Anyway this dude is hot, but 41 and 24? Come on, now.

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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 10:25am.

EEG - ZACTLY!

Submitted by EastEndGirl on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 10:24am.

no shit right? everytime a dude does that to me I know he watches too much bad porn. makes me violent. as in oops I didn't mean to bite!

Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 10:20am.

EEG - Oh, yeah. Hey dude, lemme slap the tip of your dick. Feel good?????????????????

Submitted by EastEndGirl on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 10:17am.

No M.E., the hand slap of the clit. do.not.get. that shit does not feel good!

Submitted by harveyprice on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 10:16am.

They are both ugly as hell, so maybe they should get married and have beautiful children.

Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 10:13am.

Turned off by dude dick slapping the twat???????????

WTF is wrong with you EEG?

Submitted by pegasus on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 10:12am.

and this is why i love Dlisted. without it, I would have never known these people existed. But now that I do, I can hate, hate, hate! thnx

Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 10:07am.

I MISS PRISON BREAK, but ewwww Linc!? THAT gorl? and THAT mustachio?

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"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11

Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 10:07am.

What IS with the damn dickslapping? What is it supposed to do??? Plus another turn-off: Pornmusic. Whoever invented that shit needs to be shot.

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Submitted by precociousmagpie on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 10:08am.

What's she doing in those "Hulk will smash" frames?? That's more "acting" right there than she ever mustered on 90210.

She evokes a baby Fergie, with a completely empty skull.

ETA: NICE HAT, Josh Brolin.

Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 10:04am.

FC lmao and ita @ "dickslapping (seriously, the hell?)".

Submitted by XENUS BUTT PLUG on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 10:03am.

pre meth fergie?

Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 10:03am.

Ok, I'm back.

*straightens hair*

*buttons jeans*

Anywho.....

Submitted by EastEndGirl on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 9:57am.

Submitted by Fucking_Classy

My top three are:

1. spitting

2. pussy slapping

3. the shoe/sock thing

facials I understand cause I like them.

Submitted by gines on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 9:57am.

Also I dunno, I kinda like the facial hair...

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you seem spritely.
watch me rant: http://www.youtube.com/user/gineriella

Submitted by EastEndGirl on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 9:52am.

lol jack! mines takes A-13's ta!

*wishes gp was home*

Submitted by gines on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 9:52am.

She's a very homely girl. You could see on Nip/Tuck how they had to cake the makeup on her to hide all the blemishes. Poor skin.

She looks like some malformed Care Bear.

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you seem spritely.
watch me rant: http://www.youtube.com/user/gineriella

Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 9:51am.

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 11:11am.

Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 10:42am.
This is one of the top 3 things that confuse me in straight porn. Even worse are dudes who fuck wearing nothing but those bigass nike air tennis shoes, what the hell?

After I laughed my ass off I found myself wondering:

what are the other two?
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dick-slapping (seriously, the hell?)
and facials (sorry, but the origins of that are 100% misogynistic)

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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 9:51am.

*snatches batteries and runs*

Come on, it will be another 11 months until i get laid again!!!

*excuses self*

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"I also have felt the nose heat of the man meat."
SFRB, 04/26/11
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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 9:48am.

*humps Jacks leg*

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 9:47am.

OK WOW WEE AT ALL THE MOM JEAN WEARIN HORNDOGS!

*tosses family pack of AA batteries in to thread*
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Anyone can get screwed, its not rocket science.
Submitted by kate773 on Thu, 06/23/2011 - 11:06am.

Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 9:45am.

Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 11:12am.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 11:04am.

*takes cold shower*
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amirite?

Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 9:44am.

Thanks, M.E. for changing your avie back... you`re so much easier to spot when you read my mind with your posts... ;-))

OT. I have no idea who this is. But his neck is huge and looks weird compared to his lower body.
Do. not. want.
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Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 9:42am.

Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 11:04am.

*takes cold shower*

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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 9:43am.

Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 10:58am.
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 10:54am.
I want a REAL MAN. One who could chop wood and shit while looking all serious!
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I totally imagined a dude dropping a turd while swinging an ax (while looking all serious)

LOLForever and ever

I picked the wrong time to actually get some work done.

Submitted by guest on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 9:40am.

Lol @ not impressed! And a freakishly huge head is a bad thing because????? *thinks of sfrb's avie* *immediately takes mind out of gutter*

M.E. ... Your eebil queen is back!! Yay.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 9:41am.

After I laughed my ass off I found myself wondering:

what are the other two?

Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 9:40am.

I see a body and stomach like that and I immediately want to $#@#% and then I'd &^%$#) with some syrup and !@#$%& She says *&^%$
and she'd )&%&%$#@ oh ya, that's right, right there Y!&^%$#* Move your leg over, ya like that, OK..you're gonna like this.. oh ya that's it, oooohhhh yaaaa @#$%&& me &^%$# you baby...Holy @#$%^&* im gonna *&^%$#@ nayaaaaaaa!!!HOLY SHIT!

*Grins from ear to ear, tops up the wine glass,and lights smoke*

Submitted by fishsticksfan on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 9:38am.

Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 10:58am.
I totally imagined a dude dropping a turd while swinging an ax (while looking all serious)
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BWAHAH

Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 9:34am.

Stoney - he's the type of man who, while you were cooking dinner, would grab you by the waist, turn you around, plunk you on the counter, or against the wall, and take you.

*fans self*

Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 9:33am.

Submitted by fishsticksfan on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 10:55am.

Haha, I couldn't stop looking at him and making awkward eye-contact. He probably thought I was starstruck or wanted to do him. Um, no...he's very weird-looking.
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Douchechill!

Submitted by letinstar on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 9:31am.

i'm extremely upset with that 70's stasche on dominic lip, but i'd still do him...
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Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent...

Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 9:30am.

Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 10:58am.

LOL you know what I meant!! hahahaha!
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Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 9:30am.

I knew M.E. and EEG would get it!

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