Then Or Now: When Were They Hotter?

On the left is a full bodied Jonah Hill looking like an unshaven fat lesbian going to an SNL theme party as Pat in March '10, and on the right is a de-chunked Jonah Hill at last night's ESPY Awards. DAMN is right. No wonder I had zero will to exercise this year (and every year), because this bitch stole it all. OF COURSE, Jonah dropped the chunk from diet and exercise, and not from getting his stomach bag Spanxed while snorting blow cut with Dexatrim in that body sauna from I Love Lucy.

Some say that when you lose weight in your body, you gain old in your face. Now I'm not saying that's what's going on here, but the Jonah of today does look like a ginger Eminem at his ITT Tech graduation. But I'm still going to say that NOW Jonah is hotter. I'm only saying that because I'm sure underneath that suit, Jonah's got a loose skin miniskirt and a back that looks like a Shar Pei puppy frowning. How can I deny a loose skin miniskirt and a sad Shar Pei puppy?

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Submitted by Dannii on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 8:51am.

either way he is still "meh".

Submitted by stefystef on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 7:52am.

Michael K is right, you do GAIN OLD in your face if you lose weight rapidly, like Jonah.

Starr Jones was the same way. She lost all that weight through surgery and she looked haggard. Only now that she's gained back about 30lbs, she looks a little better.

Yeah, Jonah looks kinda old now.

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Submitted by stefystef on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 7:50am.

While I'm glad he lost weight (lord knows I need to), he looks uncomfortable in his own body.

He looked better a little heavy, more stocky than fat.
Seth Rogan is the same way. Better a little heavy that totally skinny.

If he wants to look better and not so damn uncomfortable in his skin, he needs to bulk up. Start training Jonah!!!!!

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Submitted by hy_steria on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 7:18am.

too mean

Submitted by jsanto24 on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 6:41am.

What the shit? He looks like Mr Mackey from South Park. He looks creepy.

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Submitted by smokeybaconflavour on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 6:37am.

He would look better now with his old hair. Just a tip for guys out there, if you have thick dark wavey hair, don't waste it by getting a buzz.

Submitted by loopygorilla on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 3:14am.

i guess he looks better now.

i hope for his sake there arent rolls of skin, like when homer simpson was stapling his skin.

Submitted by Cake666 on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 2:48am.

He looks ugly in both pictures, just goes to show if you're ugly it doesn't matter how much you weigh. I'm always amused seeing people say that skinny people look healthier yet all diseases that kill you make you skinny.

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Submitted by Daniee on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 2:18am.

Considering he was certainly obese nefore and didn't just have a normal 35 pounds on or anything, he does look much healthier now. If you are young like him, everything doesn't flap all over the place after losing so much weight as long as he is able to keep it off and doesn't gain TOO much muscle or anything.
I find his acting pretty annoying but he does seem like a pretty nice guy.

Submitted by CORNDOG on Thu, 07/14/2011 - 11:12pm.

I think he looks like a little kid not older.

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Submitted by theresapop on Thu, 07/14/2011 - 11:16pm.

Good for you, I have 2 friends with gb and after a year and a little exercise they both look spectacular.

Submitted by theresapop on Thu, 07/14/2011 - 9:46pm.

I'm 9 months out from gb and I totally have that neck I hate it!!!! Let's not even start with what's going on underneath the clothes :(. On a + note no more diabetes or uncontrolled high blood pressure no more nerve damage to my toes and legs from carrying the extra 155lbs...only had one complication 3 weeks after surgery from to much scar tissue build up where they reconnected all the insides<---eew

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Submitted by moomarse on Thu, 07/14/2011 - 11:12pm.

I didn't recognize him, either. The weight loss may be good for his health, but all the fat funny guy job offers just imploded.

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Submitted by becky n sydney on Thu, 07/14/2011 - 8:09pm.

He doesn't look funny anymore.
Career suicide.
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He looks Very unhappy.... not a good idea, or an idea that went way too far. He doesn't even look like Jonah Hill anymore at all.

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Submitted by Suzy Farkis on Thu, 07/14/2011 - 8:14pm.

Geez, way to rag on a guy who just saved his own life! Yes, he looks a bit awkward and weird, but he's probably adjusting to his new body which he seems to have acquired in the past three days.
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I'm with you, Suzy. I can't believe people are saying not fat anymore=not funny anymore. Besides the fact that the idea is illogical, you're only reacting to photos, so how can you tell? Maybe he's talented enough to embark on a new path despite his success being typecast as "the fat guy." Maybe he's got more to offer, lots of creative ideas that he couldn't pursue before because he was trapped in a huge fat body? I dunno, I don't know the guy. But I have to rally. I don't care how he did it honestly. And if he has gross extra skin, I'm sure he has enough money to get that taken care of, so that point is moot.

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Submitted by sushi on Thu, 07/14/2011 - 8:01pm.

He looks great! Probably won't have a career anymore since his career was being the fat fuck up.

Submitted by precociousmagpie on Thu, 07/14/2011 - 7:55pm.

He looks so OLD. And not funny at all. He has to stop dressing like he's at his bar mitzvah.

Oh, but not to worry--he'll be fat again, and the work will come, with a Weight Watchers ad if nothing else.

Submitted by RustyHooligan on Thu, 07/14/2011 - 7:48pm.

Whatever. Why's he at the ESPYs?

Submitted by agirl on Thu, 07/14/2011 - 7:00pm.

I think he looks good.

Submitted by TrashyWilma on Thu, 07/14/2011 - 6:51pm.

I get the feeling Jonah Hill has been wearing a fat suit the last few years and we've been punk'd.

Gotta hate celebrities. Takes the rest of us years to drop 50 lbs, they do it in weeks.

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Submitted by Suzy Farkis on Thu, 07/14/2011 - 6:44pm.

Geez, way to rag on a guy who just saved his own life! Yes, he looks a bit awkward and weird, but he's probably adjusting to his new body which he seems to have acquired in the past three days.

Submitted by becky n sydney on Thu, 07/14/2011 - 6:39pm.

He doesn't look funny anymore.
Career suicide.

Submitted by retropian on Thu, 07/14/2011 - 6:37pm.

Good for him. I hope he lost the weight in a healthy way, but I suspect lap-band or GB. Lap-band is safer that GB so hopefully he went with that. I don't think his head has caught up to his new shape, he's still wearing a suit from when he was heavier, it's way too large on him now. Get a better stylist Jonah and get your suits tailored to fit you.

Submitted by sandyisdandy on Thu, 07/14/2011 - 6:00pm.

He's not going to come clean. There's a stigma in Hollywood about ANY elective surgery. Gastric bypass means you saw a plastic surgeon. Plastic people who admit they're plastic don't get hired. They have to ho themselves out to reality TV and every even their publicist can get them into.

Submitted by Stan Hooper on Thu, 07/14/2011 - 5:48pm.

Hope Jonas doesn't pull the Starr jones bullshit and not come clean about his weight loss. I call bullshit on Jonas and Drew Carrey and I will throw in John Goodman in the bunch. All these guys dropped it and here i am..2 weeks on a low carb and if I lost 2 lbs and 1 inch I am calling it a miracle.

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Submitted by Vern on Thu, 07/14/2011 - 5:38pm.

I am sorry, didn't read this, but, just want to say that my beloved leetle Jonah looks like a condescending undertaker.

*chanting as always*

Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 07/14/2011 - 5:31pm.

He kinda looks like he's not funny anymore:(

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Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 07/14/2011 - 5:25pm.

neither the fat or skinny jonah is hot, however jonah looks older( and not in a good way) skinnier...
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Submitted by dmarie21 on Thu, 07/14/2011 - 5:17pm.

I know people were asking who he was. Wow.

Submitted by kissingassandcu... on Thu, 07/14/2011 - 4:48pm.

He looks like shit ...for sure. I agree with everyone who said he should have lost half the weight and still had nice skin tone and still looked like himself. We need fat people in movies because there are fat people in real life too! I guess that just makes more room for the next fat, funny comedian so I guess that's ok.............
Also agree with the peeps who say it's easy when you have personal chefs, trainers, etc. So true but it can be done without.

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Submitted by cdawg on Thu, 07/14/2011 - 4:44pm.

I'm just glad he'll probably live 15 or 20 years longer

be cool about fire safety

Submitted by Anonymous101 on Thu, 07/14/2011 - 4:40pm.

Neither is hot, but at least fat Jonah looked like a fun, party dude. Skinny Jonah looks a little like a child toucher :(

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Submitted by Bossy on Thu, 07/14/2011 - 4:39pm.

He looks older now though. Same with the Hudson girl. Her face aged at least 10-15 years, lots of wrinkles, particularly around the mouth.

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Submitted by Hoegarten on Thu, 07/14/2011 - 4:46pm.

Regarding The Biggest Loser, I have a theory that they purposely pick the most attractive obese people they can find so its more appealing to look at. Of course they get hot when they're skinny, they were attractive when they were obese to begin with.

I don't watch the show but the random people I've heard of who have done The Biggest Loser definitely fit with your theory. They looked great now and when I looked up their before pictures they were still attractive (at least in the face).

Submitted by Snarf on Thu, 07/14/2011 - 4:36pm.

Dude needs to get his skinny ass on The Biggest Loser and say "Bitches, follow this".

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Submitted by CoconutCoochie on Thu, 07/14/2011 - 4:11pm.

What the hell?
Beyond impressive. If he could do it, then a lot of people can too.

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Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 07/14/2011 - 2:32pm.
It's really hot when you ride a former fatty's dick and you can feel the loose skin sliding all over your thighs, and the older the dick the better because old people have that cold clammy skin..mm MM!!!

Lmao!!

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Submitted by KA on Thu, 07/14/2011 - 5:09pm.

Point to this story: whoever gets with that is doing it strictly as a gold digger. Because I can guarantee you whatever is under those clothes is a complete mess.
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Who knows? he may have gotten all that nipped and tucked too. I knew an ex-fat queen who even got a 6 pack fashioned out of all the skin folds in his belly (not muscles). that was some genius tummy tuck but I still would not hit it.

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Submitted by KA on Thu, 07/14/2011 - 3:39pm.

Years ago before Mr. KA, I dated a guy that had lost a ton of weight. He was a good looking guy and our first couple of dates were good, but he had a cockiness to him that was obviously from "I've been so fat all my life and now that I'm not, I think I'm real hot shit". One night we ended up at his place, and he took off his shirt. His stretch marks and loose skin was horrific. I bailed and never saw him again. Call me shallow, but it was disgusting.

Point to this story: whoever gets with that is doing it strictly as a gold digger. Because I can guarantee you whatever is under those clothes is a complete mess.

Submitted by nunya_bizness on Thu, 07/14/2011 - 3:34pm.

This is gonna sound way weird but i'm getting Obama vibes from these pics lol
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HAHAHa!! He totally looks like a ginger, Cuban Obama in the third pic.

I call bullshit on the diet and exercise. Jack Osbourne lost a ton of weight via diet and exercise and he didn't end up looking so weathered. I also think that Jennifer Hudson had some gastric on the DL.

CDAN is concocting up some fake blind item on Jonah Hill as we are speaking.

Submitted by Ms.Fit on Thu, 07/14/2011 - 3:32pm.

As a chubby chaser, I'm thoroughly disappointed. I liked the chubby Jonah. He got jobs because he's fat!! Now he looks like an old ho who needs to retire the stroll. If Zach Galifuckis lose any weight I'm going to scream blasphemy!

Submitted by Fluffernutter on Thu, 07/14/2011 - 3:22pm.

I think I like him somewhere in between the two photos. He's such a cute chubby guy, but he did get too big there for a while.

Submitted by Andrei on Thu, 07/14/2011 - 3:20pm.

I'd hit it with sausage!

Submitted by Andrei on Thu, 07/14/2011 - 3:20pm.

I'd hit it with sausage!

Submitted by Hoegarten on Thu, 07/14/2011 - 3:16pm.

Jersey Girl. I used to have the same issue. I was 127 lbs 5'3" with 27% body fat at my PEAK. No matter what I did (within reason) I couldnt get any smaller. I got Tracy Anderson (I can't believe I'm giving this ho a free plug but she deserves it)and that extra weight just fell off.

I got down to 22% body fat and 121 lbs in less than 2 weeks. I think its the exercising of different muscles than usual that does it.

I do love me some Jonah Hill! Superbad is a masterpiece.
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Submitted by femguide on Thu, 07/14/2011 - 3:15pm.

It's amazing how different he looks. I"m curious to see how his acting will come off differently because of this.

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Submitted by Thats_Real_Mature on Thu, 07/14/2011 - 3:14pm.

Bitch please! I can see the gastric bypass a mile away. It's the extreme rapid weight loss that causes the loose skin flaps/saggy deflated double chin. Plus people with food addictions don't just turn to diet and exercise and drop it so quick. Just own up dude, it's obvious.

Submitted by Tick on Thu, 07/14/2011 - 3:07pm.

I think he looks good and healthy. I would have done him when he was bigger too though.

Submitted by johnnysgirl on Thu, 07/14/2011 - 3:00pm.

I can't thing of any reason not to say "hooray for him." He escaped Obesity Prison. He must feel awesome :D

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