Frenchy & OctoMom Together At Last!
One of them has the internal lady parts of a dilapidated Super 8 off the highway and the other one, strangely, has the same internal lady parts but for totally different reasons! Lady Famewhore lit up her torch bright last night when OctoMom and Frenchy from Rock of Love came together to celebrate the former’s birthday at the House of Blues in West Hollywood last night. Yes, OctoMom left her 14 million kids at home to fend for themselves and eventually slobber each other’s faces off while she slobbered on a cupcake next to a delicate French flower who probably slobbered on a cumcake just a couple of hours before.
The truth is, this is a bizarre pairing. I know Frenchy is so damn greasy that she always looks like she fell out of something’s vagina, but still.
Octo told Howard Stern that she doesn’t think she’s ever put a peen in her mouth. Octo prefers all jizz to enter her body through a turkey baster. She’s old-fashioned like that. And then there’s Frenchy who burps up coagulaged cum balls, which is why she’ll always be one of my favorite Rock of Love hos. I mean, what do they have in common besides a thirst for tiny spreads in Life & Style and camera flashes? Whatever. I hope this relationship blossoms into something beautiful and Frenchy becomes like a second mother to those kids. They could be like the insane whore version of Kate & Allie.
