Afternoon Crumbs

“Move that cone. I’m Lindsay Lohan!” – The Superficial

It’s normal that a topless Colin Farrell holding a child puts you into a confusion state between fapping and awwwww-ing – Lainey Gossip

Cher will do Caca – Towleroad

What a used mesh tampon would look like if it mutated into a human – Hollywood Tuna

Ruuuun, St. Angie Jo’s clit is on the prowl! – The Daily What

Peter wanted to run his O’Toole on Ryan Gosling’s sistah – Celebitchy

What a KFed fart looks like – The Berry

Taylor Lautner, Gus Van Zant and Dustin Lance Black all walk into a bar together… – Just Jared

You know it’s permanent love when you can share skinny jeans – ICYDK

There is so much ugliness in this world (just look at every post below) that you should bathe your eyes in perfection (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Rachel Bilson in a pink robe. Or is it a pink robe over Rachel Bilson? – Popoholic

Ashley Jizzdale is back to blonde. Or is it blonde is back to Ashley Jizzdale? – Hollywood Rag

Oh, look at Rachel McAdams and Michael Sheen being so in love, and charming, and picturesque and shit. Barf in all their faces! – Popsugar

My Little Pony Snatchers (not stills from an SJP porn) – Cityrag

That’s where Blake Shelton’s career will be in a couple of years so I love the foreshadowing of his Tweet! – SOW

Beyonce’s about to shit out a stack of copyright infringement lawsuits in 3…2 – OMG Blog

Either Shiloh just let one go or Angie Jo needs a mint, because Zahara’s nose is obviously inhaling something foul – I’m Not Obsessed

The CHIN is tired – Crunk + Disorderly