Well, Here's Mama Spears In A Swimsuit
This is not as random as pictures of Daddy Spears in a Velveeta-colored Speedo, but it's still pretty damn random. For some reason, 56-year-old Lynne Spears covered the holy vagine that pushed out the Frito-Lay messiah in a black one-piece and gave the paps a water show in some aquarium pool thing in Dallas, Texas on 7-11. Brit Brit's Cheetolings and Jamie Lynn's daughter also gave it their all in front of the cameras, but Mama Spears was the true star.
If Brit Brit ever has to do a photo shoot where the Photoshop budget is as thin as the two natural hairs on her scalp, then she should just throw a possum nest on Mama Spears' head and tell the photographer to go at it. I'll tell Brit Brit the same thing some nasty old delusional piece of shit hobo man told my me in the parking lot of a Rite-Aid last year: "That's your mom?! She looks better and younger than you do!" Motherfucker!
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LMAO jack, I would consider it too! :p
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Genetics are so interesting..Britney's body is a "clone"! This demonstrates clearly how great a mature woman looks in a one piece.
I feel like I can't catch my breath looking at these pictures... the boys look like they're on the verge of sinking in every photo!
I'd hit it.
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Submitted by kate773 on Thu, 06/23/2011 - 11:06am.
Buoyancy of the water does wonders I now see but still she looks great for a mom of three. Money helps with that.
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Little wide in the shoulders but..yes I would hit it.
that is all.
It's depressing that an older lady has way better legs than I do.
the body of a MILF the face of a what the fuck....
Lynn has always been so pretty to me.
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As incredible as it may seem, Lynne Spears was involved with Fergie (no, not the Duchess, but the butterface from Black Eyed Peas) and FANGelina Jolie. Hate the bitch and her husband, they've been pimping Britney all of her life, not to mention abusing her. Any wonder both Brit and Jamie Lynn ended up as they did?
I like a middle-age woman who can fuck as well as block on running downs.
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"The fleshy heat of him pressing against her like the air of a midsummer day thick with the threat of thunder." (B. Black)
I looked twice thinking this was abt BritTwit in the pool.
Until I re-read....holy mama! Mama's got better
abs, tittehs, and getaways sticks than her dingbat daughter.
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in MK's words: "i'd hit it"... what?!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
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I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Shapely legs.
she looks great, but I see where Britney got her schneck.
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While she does look good for her age (thanks to Britbrit's money) she does NOT look better than britbrit...saw brit up close last Friday and can attest to that.
http://flic.kr/s/aHsjvgTxcz
Love the cheetolings, always so curious and happy :)
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Submitted by agirl on Wed, 07/13/2011 - 5:11pm.
She looks pretty good for a grandma of three. Of course hillbillies become grandparents young, and she is sucking in her gut in the big pic like Katie Price... so, points deducted for that.
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hahahaha, I want to take offensse to that, being southern and all, but I can't!
p.s. she is totally working that suck it in and stand on your tip-toes pose! Get it, Mama Spears!
You guys need to cut yourself some slack - the water alone hides many sins! Im not saying she doesn't look good (chest looks GREAT), but that glass is DIRT-AY! Look at the top! Never thought she was attractive in the face, even 10-15 yrs ago.
Submitted by Crystal Lynn on Wed, 07/13/2011 - 7:40pm.
Im sorry, but who doesnt look good behind a dirty plexi-glass window with the water rising it all up to the surface?
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Another one raising hand. I'm trying to get my body as fit as possible but I feel confident at 43 I would not photograph that well.
Submitted by Crystal Lynn on Wed, 07/13/2011 - 7:40pm.
Im sorry, but who doesnt look good behind a dirty plexi-glass window with the water rising it all up to the surface?
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*shamefully raises hand*... me, and i thank you for reminding me of it!LOL!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Im sorry, but who doesnt look good behind a dirty plexi-glass window with the water rising it all up to the surface? Kudos, but c'mon.
I haven't heard tell of any adventures in crackery lately from Our Lady of Cheetos. Looks like Poppa Spears figured out how to keep her on her meds for good.
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She looks fabulous. I didn't know fried chicken was low carb?
She looks good, and shall I say tasteful to choose a one piece? Never thought I'd use tasteful to describe a Spears...
Damn, work it Mama Spears!
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If this was Mama Lohan someone would be at the side of the pool trying to get her to sign her tab.
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mama spears was always a fine looking bitch but anyone looking good when they are buoyant with ass and tits floating all up. just sayin.
Submitted by CheeryBitch on Wed, 07/13/2011 - 5:36pm.
I can't remember the name of it either, which explains the crappy link, but I think it's this place:
http://service.gabespools.com/swimming-pools/posts/Rooftop-Hotel-Pool-in...
She looks alright.
Kudos to her for wearing the 1 piece suit, instead of going Janice Dickson on us with the bikini.
The kids are looking okay too. They might turn out just fine after the crazy train seemingly stopped.
Submitted by One-trick Pony on Wed, 07/13/2011 - 5:40pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 07/13/2011 - 5:31pm.
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I don't think that's SJP...that's, like, the smart kid from next door or sumthin.
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If that IS SJP, she's lookin' damn youthful for her age! LOL
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Is it floaters in my eyeballs or crud on my monitor?
She looks great but I see black & blue marks on thighs, something dark on her knees.
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Bizarre exhibitionisticism.
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Tasteful swimmers, toned legs, spending quality time with the grandkids - can't snark.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 07/13/2011 - 5:31pm.
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I don't think that's SJP...that's, like, the smart kid from next door or sumthin.
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If that IS SJP, she's lookin' damn youthful for her age! LOL
They were at one of the hotels downtown, next to the AAC, where she performed last night. Palomar? Cirque? (God, I swam DRUNK in one of those. Glad I kept my clothes on!)
Grandma Spears has put Brit's money towards a skilled plastic surgeon. Well done, Granny!
Submitted by agirl on Wed, 07/13/2011 - 5:11pm.
In Lynne's book 'through the storm' she says talks about having her last child (Jamie Lynn) at the ripe age of 36 after having the first two a decade before. She thought people would start talking about her, she was slightly embarrassed.
Embarrassed at 36... damn Hilbillies have a tough code, maybe that's why Jamie Lynn started young.
Submitted by One-trick Pony on Wed, 07/13/2011 - 5:17pm.
Congrats to Sean P. I couldn't go under and open my eyes without pinching my nose shut until I was ... well, until last Thursday.
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I don't think that's SJP...that's, like, the smart kid from next door or sumthin.
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DAYNUM! Mama Spears lookin' GOOD! *sucks in tiger belly, strikes a pose*....Meh, what's the use? You know yo ass out of shape when the MOTHER of the Chester Cheeto's main squeeze looks hotter than you in a one piece....but in my defense, BITCH LOOK GOOD.
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Submitted by Madam Pince on Wed, 07/13/2011 - 5:22pm.
Lynn looks a hell of a lot better than her daughter AND she has the decency to wear a one-piece. I firmly believe they're a better choice for most women than a bikini.
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ITA! I haven't worn a two-piece since I was 15. I'm not a huge fatty, and my stomach is my best part, but a stylish one-piece looks so much nicer on me. I don't get why some women default to a bikini when one-pieces would be so much more flattering.
I wonder if I could arrange to spend the rest of my life with my lower half under water? Maybe a portable tank of some kind...
well, as others have commented, she looks significantly better than britney!
Submitted by Bree on Wed, 07/13/2011 - 5:15pm.
I'm 23 and her legs look better than mine.
Fuck.
My grandmother is 78 and she has legs better than most people. It's ridiculous. Meh I guess it's like Cameron Diaz, butter face X1 million but legs are still good...except my grandma is also a looker hah.
Lynn looks a hell of a lot better than her daughter AND she has the decency to wear a one-piece. I firmly believe they're a better choice for most women than a bikini.
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Congrats to Sean P. I couldn't go under and open my eyes without pinching my nose shut until I was ... well, until last Thursday.
I'm 23 and her legs look better than mine.
Fuck.
She looks pretty good for a grandma of three. Of course hillbillies become grandparents young, and she is sucking in her gut in the big pic like Katie Price... so, points deducted for that.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 07/13/2011 - 4:57pm.
Wow, after seeing this pic, I imagine that shit-shit is crying into her cheetos.
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Same. It gives me mean girl giggles.
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Wow, after seeing this pic, I imagine that shit-shit is crying into her cheetos.
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