Father Chichis and Human Marionette Son from the Vivident Gum commercial!
Vivident Gum is apparently Italy’s best-selling gum and now Vivident Gum has the most nightmare-inducing gum commercial in recent memory. You know, the father with a big ole’ pair of titty bags doesn’t bother me. In fact, I’d rather have a father with dad tits. Then I could buy him dad bras, pasties and Old Spice nipple cream for Father’s Day instead of having to venture into the Sear’s tool section or some shit. But the son ripping off his human skin suit to reveal that he’s a plastic marionette with a Megan Fox face?! What is wrong with those Vivident people? Did they stuff their mouth holes with chocolate before bedtime and sleep in the humid heat before coming up with this Saw-inspired mess? Because I stuffed my mouth hole with chocolate and slept in the humid heat last night and I dreamed that I had a third hand for an asshole. Even that nightmare would’ve made more sense as a gum commercial than this gum commercial.
There might be a 30-second commercial BEFORE the 30-second commercial. If that happens to you, just turn this crap off and go watch an episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians instead since I’m sure the same scene will play out between Bruce Jenner and one of his daughters in a few years.
The Orbitz Lady and the Vivident Dude are totally lint licking each other.
via Best Week Ever