Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

July 13, 2011 / Posted by:

This Oscar-winning actor is losing his reputation as a ladies’ man and making waves for his advances toward men! The never-married star – who has a teenage daughter – has been raising eyebrows after hitting on his male buddies in public. (National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)

All clues point directly to Jamie Foxx’s succulent man pecs, but it is not Jamie Foxx! Jamie Foxx denied to Howard Stern a million years ago that he loves it when a little peen mouth suckles on his nipple. Jamie Foxx knows this because he can eat pizza in a shower room full of men and not feel a thing! In gay’s defense, I wouldn’t feel a thing either, because I’d be too busy making a sad over eating soggy ass pizza.

Maybe when Jamie Foxx said “pizza” he was really talking about Big Sausage Pizza (I’m not going to link that site since you obviously already have a subscription there).

WHICH recently split actress is dishing about her “horrible” ex-boyfriend with his Oscar-winning ex-wife?

The two women recently met at a Hollywood function and bonded over the B-list star’s shortcomings as a lover! (National Enquirer via CDAN)

Robin Wright Penn doesn’t have an Oscar, so my first guess of her, ScarJo and Sean Penn is dead on arrival. Maybe Reese Witherspoon, Ryan Phillippe and Amanda Seyfried?

At a movie premiere Red Carpet event, our source claims they saw this B List, married movie actor getting ‘serviced’ by a mystery male in a car right before the event….. (BuzzFoto)

I went through pictures from all the recent movie premieres (Horrible Bosses, Harry Potter, Transformers, Bad Teacher, Winnie the Pooh, Cars 2, etc…) and I’ve got nothing. Unless, Winnie the Pooh’s secret gay marriage to Eeyore is recognized by the Ashdown Forest……..

Tags:
SHARE
Our commenting rules are pretty simple: If you make any overly offensive comment (racist, bigoted, etc..) or go way off topic when not in an Open Post, your comments will be deleted and you will be banned. If you see an offensive or spammy comment you think should be deleted, flag it for the mods and they'll be forever grateful and give you their first born (although, you probably don't want that).

src="https://c.statcounter.com/922697/0/f674ac4a/1/"
alt="drupal analytics" >