Afternoon Crumbs
The second worst part (the first being that she cut off his fucking dick) of this Lorena Bobbit 2011 story isn’t that her husband’s garbage disposal dick is going to smell like lemon and chicken bones, it’s that he’s going to be called Becker the Wrecked Pecker for the rest of his days – The Daily What
George Clooney’s eyebrows have entered the Jack Nicholson stage of their existence – Lainey Gossip
Miranda Kerr named her son Flynn after her dead ex-boyfriend, and no his name wasn’t Errol Flynn – The Superficial
If the Smithsonian-worthy Slut Dress went on the Master Cleanse, it would look exactly like what’s on Annalynne McWhatever’s body – Hollywood Tuna
Do the US soldiers take requests, because I’d like to see them do Khia’s “Put That Pussy On His Ass” – Towleroad
That trick whore who is only famous for screwing on David Arquette is trying to extend her 15 minutes by extending her mouth on a peen in a leaked sex tape (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Good luck with that, trollop – Celebitchy
Two words: Desperation Bloat – ICYDK
Snooki’s “Gorilla Beach” is not be confused by the line of skincare for apes products that Theresa Giudice is going to put out – OMG Blog
The Sherlock Holmes 2: Game of RDJ’s 5 o’clock Drag Shadow is here! – The Berry
What in the hell kind of GD outfit is Vivica Fox wearing? – Hollywood Rag
Channing Tatum is all bald headed now – Popsugar
When is somebody going to hand Xtina a giant plucker and let her know that those brows belong on a Count Chocula box? – Just Jared
Why, hello there, Ali Larter’s fishnet chichis – Popoholic
The fact that Simon Cowell is built like a lactating Nord woman is accentuated by that pink sweater – I’m Not Obsessed
Potterfitti! – Cityrag
The fuck word has never sounded so adorable – The Hairpin