Matthew Knowles looks like a shady motherfucker who would steal a fart out of a bitch’s ass with his nose and claim it as his own, but would he actually snatch a dollar (or a few million dollars) out of his daughter’s wallet?
The ceiling tiles in the basement shook last March when Daddy Knowles announced that he was no longer Beyonce’s manager and the two were done professionally. Some figured that Tina Knowles slithered out of her lair of poor unfortunate souls under the sea and coerced Beyonce into pink-slipping her daddy, because he ruined the family by having a secret love child. But according to documents obtained by TMZ, Daddy Knowles was shown the exit door TO THE LEFT TO THE LEFT, because Beyonce had reason to believe that he was stealing money from her.
Daddy Knowles denies the allegations and says that Live Nation wanted him out and came up with the story that he was grabbing money right out from under Beyonce’s wig. He says that Live Nation scooped the dried wig glue out of Beyonce’s ear and told her that her daddy took profits from her 2011 world tour. Profits that didn’t belong to him. Beyonce believed Live Nation and told her law firm to audit her finances. When all was said and audited, her law firm confirmed that there was a thieving thief among them and his name is DADDY KNOWLES! Beyonce immediately fired him. The booming cackle let out by Tina Knowles was hot enough to curl every weave in a 5-mile radius. And yes, if your weave was among those who got curled, Tina Knowles will be sending you an invoice, because the bitch does not go unpaid.
Daddy Knowles is trying to clear his name and has asked a judge to grant him the right to take depositions from those involved at Live Nation, because he wants to know how they came to the conclusion that he’s a thief.
Daddy Knowles stole his mid-life face from Squidward, so the emotion labeled “surprise” would not fill my body if this turned out to be true. But Beyonce getting mad at a bitch for stealing? HA. I guess she’s teaching her daddy that you can’t out-thief a thief! School him, Bey!
And here’s Beyonce wearing her shopping wig while browsing the shoe section at Selfridges in London with her mama yesterday.