Tuesday, July 12th 2011

Daddy Knowles Might Have Been Skimming A Little From The Top

Matthew Knowles looks like a shady motherfucker who would steal a fart out of a bitch's ass with his nose and claim it as his own, but would he actually snatch a dollar (or a few million dollars) out of his daughter's wallet?

The ceiling tiles in the basement shook last March when Daddy Knowles announced that he was no longer Beyonce's manager and the two were done professionally. Some figured that Tina Knowles slithered out of her lair of poor unfortunate souls under the sea and coerced Beyonce into pink-slipping her daddy, because he ruined the family by having a secret love child. But according to documents obtained by TMZ, Daddy Knowles was shown the exit door TO THE LEFT TO THE LEFT, because Beyonce had reason to believe that he was stealing money from her.

Daddy Knowles denies the allegations and says that Live Nation wanted him out and came up with the story that he was grabbing money right out from under Beyonce's wig. He says that Live Nation scooped the dried wig glue out of Beyonce's ear and told her that her daddy took profits from her 2011 world tour. Profits that didn't belong to him. Beyonce believed Live Nation and told her law firm to audit her finances. When all was said and audited, her law firm confirmed that there was a thieving thief among them and his name is DADDY KNOWLES! Beyonce immediately fired him. The booming cackle let out by Tina Knowles was hot enough to curl every weave in a 5-mile radius. And yes, if your weave was among those who got curled, Tina Knowles will be sending you an invoice, because the bitch does not go unpaid.

Daddy Knowles is trying to clear his name and has asked a judge to grant him the right to take depositions from those involved at Live Nation, because he wants to know how they came to the conclusion that he's a thief.

Daddy Knowles stole his mid-life face from Squidward, so the emotion labeled "surprise" would not fill my body if this turned out to be true. But Beyonce getting mad at a bitch for stealing? HA. I guess she's teaching her daddy that you can't out-thief a thief! School him, Bey!

And here's Beyonce wearing her shopping wig while browsing the shoe section at Selfridges in London with her mama yesterday.

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Beyonce is probably the only woman I have ever seen who DOESN'T look good with a big curly do. I mean, every chick I see with it looks dynamite(yes, I use this word).

I wouldn't doubt for one second this is true. That whole family is shady and could probably give the Jackson's a run for their money. Some are just a little better hiding their dirty secrets. I remember seeing a video of them practicing in front of some record producers when they were teenagers and stage Dad Knowles made them stop the music, and scolding the girls right in front of everybody for not doing the moves as good as he thought they should be. It was cringe worthy.

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almostfamous88's picture

if she paid him instead of buying SPANX, he wouldn't have to steal

Hekki's picture

Submitted by boston61: "If she loves her Dad why would she care? I could never trash my Dad like that. Never."

Your dad is probably a decent person who doesn't deserve trashing. Beyonce isn't as fortunate as you are.

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Submitted by boston61: "If she loves her Dad why would she care? I could never trash my Dad like that. Never."

Your dad is probably a decent person who doesn't deserve trashing. Beyonce isn't as fortunate as you are.

I wouldn't doubt this. Plus the fucker had an affair. Bank acct skimming and fuck-times go hand in hand for most. Sad shit.

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If she loves her Dad why would she care? I could never trash my Dad like that. Never.

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So that's the reason Daddy Knowles is on the outs. B is a notorious tight-wad.

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TiredofthisCrap's picture

Damn, side chick with children and stealing from his own daughter!!! His ass is going to be Satan's manager when he gets to hell.

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You mean to tell me that the leventybillion songs of hers I have heard on the radio amount to just 3 albums???? What does she do, just make a single out of every fucking track? That said, they are all up to their eyeballs in dirt. All of em. If her daddy was stealing from her, good, she deserves it, if only for subjecting me to her tortured warble and spastic dance moves for the last million years.

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Hekki's picture

Wow, this makes me almost feel sorry for her. He might be a drunk, but I NEVER have to worry about my dad being a greedy grubby dishonest, hitting-on-my-friends creep. In fact, I'm rather proud of him.

Imagine how it must suck to have a dad like Matthew Knowles AND that the whole world knows what he is.

I'm wondering if beyonce's camp leaked this story to get her some press for her flop album.

She fired her father last year, yet none of this leaked until now (now that she needs the publicity and public sympathy).

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loopygorilla's picture

LOL!

all these parents are the same, michael jackson's, jessica simpson, lindsay lohan.

their child is their meal ticket and its their ticket to living the life of luxury never to have to work again.

anyway, OMG Selfridges is FREAKING AWESOME for shopping HELLO! better than fucking Barneys, Saks and Bergdoff, fuck them and fuck their fathers and fuck the snotty ass trust fund sluts (not the good kind of sluts) who shop there.

Seriously bitches, selfridges has amazing sales if you are into buying "sale items" unlike some rich bitches giving me the side eye cuz i was only interested in sales items. they were lucky i didnt cut them.

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Submitted by Sexy Pants on Tue, 07/12/2011 - 1:38pm.
What?!?! you mean a man who forced Destiny's Child to practice their SWV moves and sing for hours every day as children would skim off the top of his daughter's $$$?! Never...
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Submitted by spankypants on Tue, 07/12/2011 - 8:49am.
LaTavia and LaToya Luckett approve.
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I'm sure they do.

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"Submitted by HeddaHopper on Tue, 07/12/2011 - 8:49am.

Daddy didn't do nothin' Michael Jackson's father hasn't done for years. If the IRS were to audit Joe Jackson back in the day, he was livin' out of the cash register for years.

In Beyonce's case, She's known since Day One, and so has her mother, that Daddy skimmed. He's been skimming for years. But then so has Momma. Yes. She has."

The difference is that Beyonce & Momma Knowles always thought Matthew was "skimming" from the other DC members (Farrah said he charged them to hire his & Tina's relatives, and pay for Basement Baby to travel with them as a back-up dancer, even though she never really danced for the group). Bey knew her dad was shady, but she thought he was shady to her benefit.

It must have come as a real shock to this arrogant weave-wearing attention whore that shady is as shady does, and if daddy will steal from your childhood friends, he'll steal from you too.

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Sexy Pants's picture

What?!?! you mean a man who forced Destiny's Child to practice their SWV moves and sing for hours every day as children would skim off the top of his daughter's $$$?! Never...

Pamela's picture

Oh I love Squidy!

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Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm

damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!

sybil's picture

Fred Sanford sez;"If you like it put a cock ring on it!" (Or, maybe that was Michael K!)

A lot of ppl are comparing the Jacksons to the Knowles, but MJ has said that Joe never stole money from him or his brothers, that was the only thing that made MJ respect Joe. Apparently, Joe put their money in a separate account. Though, you could argue that the abuse was worst than had he just taken some money from them. Joe was always asking MJ for money though and got him sued a couple of times for attaching MJ's to performances he wasn't aware of. Joe also had the secret love child like Matthew and both Beyonce and MJ love their mom so MJ's hate for Joe also stems from his infidelity to Katherin + abuse. Beyonce on the other hand always had a good relationship with her dad so I don't know why she just couldn't talk with him and ask why he felt the need to take money without asking, he was a good father to her afterall.

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Good hearted Daddy Knowles was secretly sending the funds (child support) to america's children (Beyonce's new step-bro) to keep them from having to fight hunger with Hamburger Helper.

http://www.hypebot.com/hypebot/2009/06/is-beyonce-really-helping-the-hun...

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MagnificentChichis's picture

"And yes, if your weave was among those who got curled, Tina Knowles will be sending you an invoice, because the bitch does not go unpaid."

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Matthew Knowles looks like a shady motherfucker who would steal a fart out of a bitch's ass with his nose and claim it as his own -THIS!

Pero que ESCANDALO!!! And yes Im one of those miserable bitches, who prayed everyday to Santa Selena for a miracle such as this to occur. Finally karma has caught up with Beowulf.

OH Lord I really did see my wig mysteriously curl. How much do I owe mama TINA??

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Submitted by Bossy on Tue, 07/12/2011 - 9:20am.
I saw an interview of her somewhere where she mentioned that a blog calls her Basement Baby and she thought it was crazy.

Glamour UK magazine, a year or two ago. I hate myself for knowing this.

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Submitted by SpiceDong on Tue, 07/12/2011 - 10:47am.
awww but dude was only trying to get back some of the money he's spent in supporting and grooming this bewigged troll-fucker to get her where she's at now.

Ungrateful child...helping himself to some millions is the right of any self-respecting show biz pimping dad.
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citizenstrange's picture

Could that white spot on Daddy Knowles head be from an anal bleaching gone bad?

SpiceDong's picture

awww but dude was only trying to get back some of the money he's spent in supporting and grooming this bewigged troll-fucker to get her where she's at now.

Ungrateful child...helping himself to some millions is the right of any self-respecting show biz pimping dad.

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Juniperjump's picture

Please- I always thought it was a miracle that Beyonce could afford a new weave with Daddy Knowles around. No surprise that Daddy was skimming at all. The only surprise is that he wasn't doing it more.

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Submitted by Bossy on Tue, 07/12/2011 - 9:20am.

Submitted by Datura on Tue, 07/12/2011 - 8:57am.

The real victim of all of this is Basement Baby.

HAHAHAHA I think I saw an interview of her somewhere where she mentioned that a blog calls her Basement Baby and she thought it was crazy.

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she also bragged to some rag that "some site" declared her as their hot slut of the day, and she loved it. bitch totally trolls dlisted.

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ha ha
probably using it to pay child support

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Uh oh.
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What's going on what's going on
La la la
Right on. Right on.

Let him steal and look the other way girl.

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Submitted by Datura on Tue, 07/12/2011 - 8:57am.

The real victim of all of this is Basement Baby.

HAHAHAHA I think I saw an interview of her somewhere where she mentioned that a blog calls her Basement Baby and she thought it was crazy.

Why didn't he just ask her for a little extra cash? she probably would've given it to him. Idiot.

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Submitted by Bossy on Tue, 07/12/2011 - 9:11am.

She's looking very Jocelyn Wildenstein in the face. Direct sunlight is not Megan's friend!

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Bossy's picture

Woah, I was on People.com skimming through pictures and saw this glorious one of Megan Fox: http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,20509408,00.html#20987501

Really, she's going to try to tell us she's had no botox and looks the same as always? Jees, she looks like a cat-face lady, like all the other botoxed women.

Defined1's picture

How messy. Shame on him if he was really stealing from his own daughter. So many people cannot resist acting like sharks when it comes to money. Business and family shouldn't mix. Especially when it all rests on the talent or skill of one family member.
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I'd be fucking damned if I ever addressed her "Miss Tina". Southern or not.

I give respect where it's due. I'll "ma'am and sir" good customers on the phone to death.

But fuck people giving themselves titles.
Especially the nouveau riche.

God, I hate pretention, of any sort. And there's so much of it going around. Only thing that sucks about living in the Northeast.

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If it was her lawyers that conducted the audit and proved that he was thieving...why the hell does he want to depose people from Live Nation? Makes zero sense, not that I'm surprised.

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Submitted by nunya_bizness on Tue, 07/12/2011 - 8:36am.

Yep. Dane Cook's half-brother and sister-in-law stole $12 million from him.
I was shocked that Dane Cook had more than $12 to his name.

Another spit-take here @ "more than $12 to his name." But yeah, I thought the same thing when I heard about Cook's problems.

Maybe this is just because I've never been a bazillionaire, but I too wonder how the heck a person doesn't notice they're missing six or eight figures from their bank account. Hmm.

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The thought or Miss Tina laughing is a nightmare in the making for me. And I really don't like Beyonce's hair like that. Some women look fab with that look..she's not one of them imho.

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Submitted by HeddaHopper on Tue, 07/12/2011 - 8:49am.

What was really happening here has more to do with Jay Z wanting complete control of his wife's business interests. It's called empire building.
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Datura's picture

The real victim of all of this is Basement Baby. She was counting on Daddy Knowles to roll a couple of hundreds her way so that she could replace the dried straw and gum wrappers she's been sleeping on with a proper bed.

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The Squidward reference made me spit coffee. Thanks, MK.

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behind every pretty daughter shaking her thighs for coin stands her daddy waiting to scoop up the money...this is nothing new...
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Submitted by HeddaHopper... What was really happening here has more to do with Jay Z wanting complete control of his wife's business interests. It's called empire building.

This would explain how/why LIve Nation approached Beyawnce.

I thought the same of her mother. Tina probably drafts from the checking account like oxygen starved fire.

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Submitted by from athens on Tue, 07/12/2011 - 8:39am.
what is that slave robot you created going to do with all this money anyway!

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Exactly! She needed to be relived of the excess stress from that money anyway, the man was just doing her a favour and what, he get's fired for it!

That just ain't right, that is NO WAY to treat a brother I tell you what.