Katie Price Needs To Stop

July 12, 2011 / Posted by:

No, this is not a picture of a kaleidoscope penis shaft or a pan fried pork dumpling. It’s the picture that Katie Price Tweeted yesterday before taking it down after LeAnn Rimes’ attorney sent her a cease and desist claiming that the toilet baby child of Falcor is the only fame whore who can Tweet her bare torso for some quick attention. But the Daily Mail copied the picture and Katie’s note before it was pulled down. Basically, Katie went nekkid on Twitter to whore out her friend’s juice diet.

“I’m not on diet just trying to be heathly (sic) with good foods and carbs bloat me.

My juice today for breakfast was pineapple, apples, ginger, banana, ginger, orange, mango, natural yoghurt, manuka honey! for lunch roast dinner haha”

That rainbow that just passed across England is from Harvey Price rolling his eyes at this madness and foolery. Juice diet?! More like the SUCK IN DIET, bitch! I’d know that pose from across a darkened room. No, seriously, that’s the same pose I see when I look at a mirror in a half-darkened bedroom during fuck times. It takes real skill to suck in your gut while trying to suck in a dick at the same time. Come at me when you can do that, Katie!

Here’s Katie trying to bring as much attention to her culo as possible while playing in a polo game with her piece Leandro over the weekend.

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