Before leaving North America on a COMMERCIAL FLIGHT (it’s all their welfare pounds could afford them) yesterday afternoon, Prince William and Duchess Kate spent the morning doing arts shit with a bunch of kids at the Inner City Arts in L.A. They painted pictures of snails, they made handprint plaques and then Prince Willy perfectly ended his trip to California by rolling out a statue of something that I may or may not try to harden in my down low kiln. There are minors in this post, so I’m not going to say anything that will cause Chris Hansen to pull out of his side whore in order to pour me a glass of watered down iced tea.
Let’s just say that Prince Willy’s art piece isn’t a bottom-heavy, wiggly uncut peen, and is simply just his artistic interpretation of what Prince Philip’s tongue looks like when The Queen finally puts down her purse (a euphemism: that’s one) at the end of the night. Yes, Prince Philip’s tongue is shaped just like Jennifer Love Hewitt.