Man Nipples Galore

July 11, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K

Yes, the man nipples features in this man nipple buffet are not man nipples I’d ever request, but it’s a slow as hell Monday and we have to take what we can get! When the paparazzi hands me pictures of Ricky Martin’s freshly waxed nipples, Eli Roth’s furry chest knobs, the nipples that Trudie Styler pinches during a 6-hour tantric orgy and the nipples that Alan Thicke’s sperm co-built, it is my duty to post them.

Plus, I had a serious week last week, because I had to blog from California while helping a relative deal with a shitty issue that they made me promise not to blog about. (Note: The word “shitty” in shitty issue is not to be taken literally, so don’t grab my hand and take me there. Don’t.) So this chest clitorises of men gallery is just what I need even if I’m never going to look at Braille dots the same way again thanks to Robin Thicke’s nipples.

Here’s more of Ricky Martin giving an invisible beej (during a concert in Amsterdam), Eli Roth (in Ischia, Italy), Sting (also in Ischia, Italy) and Robin Thicke with Paula Patton in Miami.

Tags: Eli Roth, Panty Creamer of the Day, Pure Poetry, Ricky Martin, Sting

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