Man Nipples Galore
Yes, the man nipples features in this man nipple buffet are not man nipples I'd ever request, but it's a slow as hell Monday and we have to take what we can get! When the paparazzi hands me pictures of Ricky Martin's freshly waxed nipples, Eli Roth's furry chest knobs, the nipples that Trudie Styler pinches during a 6-hour tantric orgy and the nipples that Alan Thicke's sperm co-built, it is my duty to post them.
Plus, I had a serious week last week, because I had to blog from California while helping a relative deal with a shitty issue that they made me promise not to blog about. (Note: The word "shitty" in shitty issue is not to be taken literally, so don't grab my hand and take me there. Don't.) So this chest clitorises of men gallery is just what I need even if I'm never going to look at Braille dots the same way again thanks to Robin Thicke's nipples.
Here's more of Ricky Martin giving an invisible beej (during a concert in Amsterdam), Eli Roth (in Ischia, Italy), Sting (also in Ischia, Italy) and Robin Thicke with Paula Patton in Miami.
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Robin and Paula are such a hot couple...she's gorgeous
For a minute I thought sting was the bad guy from "Beverly Hills Cop.
I find Paula Patton incredibly gorgeous. She radiates a kind of luminosity in her roles. And such a lovely bikini body. Note to Gwyneth: This is a desirable female body. Very slim yet very curvy and inviting.
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"Never ascribe to malice that which can adequately be explained by incompetence."
- Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)
Damn,Paula Patton and Robin Thicke look gorgeous together.
Sting, please spare our eyes.
Better looking Sting shirtless:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Zp3LPRzuXo#t=03m07s
Sting looks icky....is Sting a homosexual?
Who is the hot number with the hairy chest and red shorts? He can sit on our face anytime he likes !!!
(Please post more photos of real men and less of nelly homosexuals!)
Like my husband Eli Roth has that Jack Russel terrier face kind of hair on his chest. Cute! The terrier face, not Eli!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 07/11/2011 - 5:49pm.
LOL poor sting, but you are 100% right, he needs to keep that stuff under wraps.
im surprised Ricky is not much more beefcake-ish, because i remember seeing that picture of him with his "trainer" when he was still "straight" at the beach and he looked more muscular then.
anyway look ricky, beeing a wheezy queen aint gonna get you some cock. drop that cream pastry, shape up, tone up and get your ass to the gym.
and dont gimme the excuse "ohh but i have kids to look after" BULLSHIT! Jennifer Aniston has 40 cats to look after, and yet she manages to have a banging body.
Sting is looking quite elderly.
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"Go away, woman. My cheating medicine will not help you. Even if you win you will still be ugly." ~~ Christopher Moore, Coyote Blue
How can I still think Eli Roth is sexy after he dated that nitwit, Peaches Geldoff?
Wow, I thought Sting was Edward Asner!
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Mon, 07/11/2011 - 3:28pm.
I clearly missed the "Italy" memo. *making note for July 2012*
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Hahaha..do you plan to go topless? *emailing paps*
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If Sting's ears stuck out more he would be the spitting image of my old garden maintenance man.
He did a lovely job with the lawn edges, was forever up a ladder clearing gum leaves out of my gutters, did minor handyman stuff super cheaply.
I didn't realize he was getting *attached* until he finally voiced his *plans* for the two of us.
Still get creeped out thinking about him.
Alan Thicke's sperm is totally doin' it with Jennifer Garner.
♥ Threadkilla!
Girls watch porn too!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6478389/girls-watch-porn-too
I'm going to give Robin a pass. He's no Adonis (not that he ever was), but the few times I've met him he was just a genuinely nice guy.
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"'Those who danced were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.' We hear the music and we still think you're insane, bitch. For the record." [Michael K on Megan Fox]
Ugh. Sting need to cover his Pepawness up. If he wanna see how the geriatric crowd do it, then he need to look at Prince. Yo Pepaw ass don't look like that? You don't need to give us one last look at your B cups soon to be D cups due to your inevitable prostate cancer. I don't wanna look at that, Gramps. I don't care about your tantric sex with your tranny looking wife. YOU ARE NOT SEXY. Deal.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I was wondering with Beyonce doing videos in her underwear where was our Beyonce. Looking muy bueno, Rickycita.
Gay, straight, whatever, Ricky will always be hot. Mmm love this video of him: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-WG4UYsaM4 That face!!Man!
Sting looks great after 5 hours of sex.
Ricky Martin FTW, that guys is deliciouso
I clearly missed the "Italy" memo. *making note for July 2012*
Dr. Ruth -- I agree with you about some hair on a man -- I like it! I hate it that all these guys are waxing their chests.
REDMOND -- Zachary Quinto and Eli Roth do look a lot alike.
SIIIIIIIIII Ricky damelo todo your nipples! ummm excuse me gotta for a minute or so...gotta go print some pictures out..err stuff *whistles* I need to wallpaper my ceiling above my bed. lalalalalalalalalala
Coma Caca!
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Sting is in amazing shape especially as he is pushing 60!
Slow news day I see.
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.
Sting still looks pretty good.
It's easy to not notice Robin. Paula is so hot!!!
I'll take Paula Patton and Gordon Sumner, please and thank you.
If I had to pick one, it'd be that gorgeous woman.
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
I thought Robin Thicke was that guy who played Spock in the new Star Trek. He's weirdly generic in the face.
His body is very odd. He should borrow a little chest fur from Eli. The right amount of fuzz can camouflage the doughy-torso-microscopic-nipples thing he has going on.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
Is it just me or does everyone else think that Eli Roth and that Zachary Quinto guy could be twins?
Eli Roth's hairy bod look's like my hub's body and I totally love my hairy man cub.
Team Eli.
Hairless men freak me out. Ick.
Yes, shave the face but leave the rest alone.
I'm practically hairless on my body but I love hairy men.
No hate on hairy guys. UH UH.
Remember when you wanted to fuck Sting? Ricky Martin needs to give it up. His coming out is the best thing that has happened to him, and given him a second chance, but he has nothing to offer musically anymore. Robin Thicke, WTF? Everything about the photo is confusing.
I thought Robin Thicke was Jordan Knight for a minute!
Who goes to a Ricky Martin concert?
Submitted by Cowjam on Mon, 07/11/2011 - 2:29pm: "Paula Patton and Robin are looking mighty fine. Have they made any babies?"
They have one kid, a baby girl, I think.
Eli Roth is as revolting and bloated as his movies.
OK PICK ONE!!!
I pick Ricky, cuz I love him & cuz I know he's the straightest one up there!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
GUYS CAN SOMEONE TXT ME OR SUMTHING WHEN MK BLOGS ABOUT HIS LA FAMILIA ISSUES OR WUTEVER? IT WAS PROBABLY ABOUT HIS GAY TOENAILS. EW!!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I thought Sting was Richard Hatch-no bueno.
Paula Patton and Robin are looking mighty fine. Have they made any babies?
*takes a seat over there, TYVM*
I called dibs sucky!
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Mr. Mercury ♥
Looks like Eli Roth got the mohawk wax job. Notice his abdomen -- there's just a strip of hair in the middle. Ugh, Robin Thicke, he seems like such a douche (following in his daddy's footsteps). He has the most freakishly tiny nips I've ever seen on a dude.
@papasmurf
I know it's like it stopped developing at 14 or something! Look at the wittle nippies!
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Mr. Mercury ♥
WHAT WAS THE ISSUE MK? WHAT WAS IT? DID YOU TELL US THE ISSUE YET?
LOOK AT ELI ROTH'S HAIRY NIPZ, THESE ARE THE THINGS THAT BELONG IN MY MOUTH!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
What the hell happened to Robin Thicke's body. It is not very sexy at all.
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
*cuddles up to Eli Roth's furry chest pies* BACK OFF BITCHES!
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Mr. Mercury ♥
Looks like you accidentally got a lady ass shot up in there, MK