Above is a video proposal from Sgt. Scott Moore, a marine stationed in Afghanistan, asking Natalie Portman’s onscreen coochie licker Mila Kunis to go to the Marine Corps. Ball with him on November 18th in Greenville, North Carolina. The video has pulled in over 180,000 views on YouTube so it was only a matter of time before it touched Mila’s ears. During an interview with Fox411 for that remake of No Strings Attached called Friends with Benefits, Justin Timberlake asked Mila about Sgt. Scott’s invitation and their conversation went a little something like this:
JT: “Have you seen this? Have you heard about this? You need to do it for your country. I’m going to work on this, man. This needs to go down.”
MK: “I’ll go, I’ll do it for you. Are you going to come?”
JT: “They don’t want me! They want you. You need to do it for your country.”
MK: “I’ll do it!”
So you’re telling me that the quickest and easiest way to get Mah Boo Anderson Cooper to sip punch with me at a ball is to somehow get accepted into the marines, shave my head, get deployed to Afghanistan, work my way up to sergeant and then shoot a video proposal telling him that if he doesn’t skip into my ball then he’s basically fist pumping with the terrorists? SOUNDS EASY! But before I send in my headshot, audition video and costume requirements, I should know what I’m talking about. Are the marines the Top Gun ones or the Tank Girl ones?