The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 8th!

July 11, 2011 / Posted by:

Well, if you were sperm and the dick was about to fuck Casey Anthony, what would you do?? – jazzfish_77

Runners-up:

At the race, he came in second, but it was varicose. – A Noun _is a person place or thing_

No one believed that Frank had a bum leg … until it took a shit in his sock. – Meatblocks

Lance Armstrong finds a great place to hide his penis before the zombie apocalypse. – Provolone

Enough! I’ve had it with these motherfucking snakes in these motherfucking veins! – better2seeuwith

via Cycling News

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