Tuesday, July 12th 2011
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 11th!
Sweatin' Under An Oldie - loozer
Runners-up:
KFed weight loss 101: Move the fruit tart from in you, to on you. - Helluva HeLa
Fuck skinny jeans on your legs. This year it's all about skinny queens on your back. - Vera Charles
"Shhh. No this really is how you survive a bear attack. And relax, too, that helps." - grapesoder
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Does anyone else remember Richard having a syndicated variety show? When his talk show was so popular, for a short time he had a second syndicated show that was comedy skits and stuff. It is not listed on his IMBD page. I know I did not dream it, but I do still have nightmares about the episode where he dressed in drag and sang "Downtown" complete with white go-go boots. (curling up in a fetal position in the corner) Jack-n-the-Hat was traumatized by the clown doll in Poltergeist and I have Richard Simmons in Drag.
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♫Let me be your salty dog
Or I won't be your little man at all
Snowy let me be your salty dog...♫
Congraz Loooosah! and winnahs!
congrats to my BABY CAKES LOOOOOOOZAH! ♥♥♥♥ funny stuff, congrats to all the winners!~~~
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
HooGay Hookers!!!!!!!!!!
*chanting as always*
Congratulations to everyone!! Good jobs!
Yay! Loozer on top! RU's were great too!
So we should all pat our taints to let it know that we care. - MK
omggg is that you loozy goozy?
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
hee.hee.hee. Funny captions! Congrats! Yay! loozer!
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Hell, everything would be better with stick ponies-MK
The KFed/Richard Simmons Sex Tape no one wanted to see.
Richard Simmons doesn't body surf like you and I.
-Richard Simmons is a top?
-No, silly, that's just a prehistoric, two-headed, rainbow salamander wearing sneakers.
-Oh, whew! For a moment I thought I was seeing things.
Next time that guy is going to be more specific when he asks for a "top who's cut to ribbons"
When love and morons collide (in a gym).
Charlie Sheen&Chuck Lorre - a Superman approach to the situation.
I think "Uncle Richard" is getting a little too big for these "airplane rides"
This is smth that u really can find only under the rainbow.
Up, up and away on my beautiful buffoon
Mila Kunis' date isn't the only lucky Marine who got a pretty little princess to go to the ball with him.
They really need to start putting a bit more imagination into their Gay Pride floats.
In this tough economy, KFed is working for Broke Straight Guys.
"Yeah, I'm undercover. Now spread 'em, sugar--unless you want to get hurt."
Barebacking To The Oldies
Richard...the earthquake warning has been over for 10 minutes already.
one of the seven things you really shouldn't let richard do
yur doin' it rong...
Sweating to the Oldies indeed.
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"You are fucking bitches, this is my prom!"
Yet another aspiring actor responds to a craigslist ad for auditions in Superman: the remake.
I meant bring me some Skittles when I said I wanted to taste the rainbow!!
Richard shows John Travolta how to s-t-r-e-t-c-h and release those pent up thetans.
TEX-BRO
Klingon Madonna say what? - MK
pridetv's latest summer hit: doggy-style the bounty hunter
There ain't no way in hell I'll ever buy me a Simmons Beautyrest mattress now!!!!!
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You're under arrest, sugar!
Richard Simmons releases his "sweating on the oldies" video
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
Somewhere in LA, a Hershey's Kiss just got its wings.
Not Pictured: Dignity
Dancing with the Stars just got real.
"Tio ! Tio ! "
"oh shit .. how you say in English ?"
Ballroom Dancing .. you're doing it wrong !
Jackass 69 -- Power bottoms!
Jackassin to the Oldies
Richard Simmons demonstrates his new Hauntin' You In Your Dreams workout video.
Richard Simmons helps The Situation to FEEL THE BURN!!!
Tom Cruise and Richard Simmons star in 'Bottom Holster', the sequel to 'Top Gun'.
Tom Cruise to Richard Simmons...
"so have you heard of planking.."
Who knew there *is* a way to lose that pesky anal fat?
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"I've got a strong stomach and no standards to speak of" - MK 2/5/11
Richard Simmons experiments with being a top.
Sweatin' Under An Oldie
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♫Let me be your salty dog
Or I won't be your little man at all
Snowy let me be your salty dog...♫
Everyone is doing it-it's called planking.
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A sandwich is a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal.
I have no idea what Milton is up to now. Everyone knows he prefers more cushion for his pushing.