Afternoon Crumbs

July 11, 2011 / Posted by:

I don’t know how you’re going to break this to your children, but Dana Delany murdered and skinned Tigger – Go Fug Yourself

And then Blake NotSoLively smeared Tigger’s orange blood all over her body – The Berry

Please tell me Jensen Button whispered into Prince Hot Ginge’s precious ear that his girlfriend gave him a new kind of the herp so we can be done with this Flee shit! – Lainey Gossip

Mad Mel just riding an invisible Nazi Big Wheel to Hell – The Superficial

If you need to turn a cat off for a minute, here you go (Note: Doesn’t work on children or Sienna Miller’s bull dozer vagina) – The Daily What

Continuing today’s theme of random man nipples, here’s Edward Norton’s (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

“I got ALL your numbers, hussy” – Xenu to Placido Domingo Jr. – Celebitchy

The Adventures of Tintin trailer – Towleroad

Julianne Hough SANS FARDS – Hollywood Tuna

Ben Affleck’s got that “been marinating in casino smoke and whiskey for 12 hours” glow about him – Just Jared

If Ke$ha as a Muppet – Popoholic

The Give Them All A Black Eye Please are taking a break so you’ll have to get your eardrum-murdering music elsewhere – ICYDK

Awkward is when people who used to fuck have to hug – Popsugar

Still a piece of trash – OMG Blog

The Empress of Lucite blessed the waters of Miami with her purified beauty – Hollywood Rag

Pie curious? – Cityrag

Gabriel Aubry’s crazy ass should really just knock on the front door next time – I’m Not Obsessed

Glamour three ways – SOW

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